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    Posted: 15 May 2021 at 9:52am
OK - its all ready to kick off tonight. My retirement party at my place. ALL TBV members invited (Rusty as well). Even a few Suspended members have said they will turn up (Whale is coming about 8 times).
Now here's the exciting bit - for the first time we will see "live" comment - so "Reality TBV" if you like. And it will be raging for at least 3 or 4 days - until we have all had enough. So when you get a break from the back slapping / fighting / laughing make sure to make a blog.

So the details again for those who missed them ;

Theme - Oneonesits Retirement

Venue - Oneonesits Mansion overlooking Sydney Harbour at Kirribilli

Dress - preferably clothed

Time - tonight onwards for AT least a few days


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Would love to but have a prior commitment to my regular crochet circle group. We are doing double ended crochet tonight, or at least I think the double ended technique is at crochet. Anyway cant miss it. 
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& just to get the "excitement" juices going here is a sneak preview of those who have RSVP as coming - DalmaryH , Andicap, Grinners, Browndog, Stealthbomber, Bondy, Dr E, Three Blindmice, Stayer, Subastral, Scamanda, Paz, Bobsghost , Belsinker - just for starters
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Just got an e-mail from Softly saying she has organised a mini bus & will be happy to pick any "genuine" current or past members up on her way through. Very nice gesture i must say Thumbs Up .
 I did suggest a few  planned random pick-up up venues would probably get most of those who want a lift - Salvo's Homeless Shelter Surrey Hills, Wynyard Park , outside Rosehill around 6pm
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Max has said he will turn up on one condition - that i position a large comfortable chair in the corner of one of the numerous lounge areas with a wooden chair opposite. This will allow controlled access so he can pass on his life advice for those who make an appointment 
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Bugga.   My invite must have got lost in the mail,  but cant make it anyway.  I have my pole dancing classes tonight.  Next time give more notice 1x1.Thumbs Up
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If you sent invites to all aliases, I reckon there will be 100+ no responses.
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Originally posted by oneonesit oneonesit wrote:


& just to get the "excitement" juices going here is a sneak preview of those who have RSVP as coming - DalmaryH , Andicap, Grinners, Browndog, Stealthbomber, Bondy, Dr E, Three Blindmice, Stayer, Subastral, Scamanda, Paz, Bobsghost , Belsinker - just for starters

 Andicap is too busy making pens for the troops. Subby is booked to bus twenty backpackers around the Great Ocean Road. Dr E has an appointment with a fellow specialist...a proctologist.  Grinners is in jail for starting false rumours about Gai's horses...and he's still in traction from the beating he got from four disgruntled bookies. I think someone sent false RSVP's. 

 As for Browndog...who'd want to talk to that old grizzled mutt? He was more annoying than PT.

 I'm watching the footy. Collingwood, then Souths. I'm a masochist.

 Hope you all enjoy Scotty's hospitality.

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Browndog? Oh yeah, I remember now.
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 He died from imbibing apple cider vinegar.

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Can always count on you for giving us a laugh OneOne. Well done!
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Here we go - looks like we have a few early starters. Softy's mini bus has arrived - & I'm watching as the motley lot get there gear & wander up the manicured driveway. Looks as if they are in for a big night - Afross has half a case of beers & Second Chance has got the lemonade. Ooops - we hearly lost Rusty early - seemed to trip over one of his thongs. Back up now cursing - all good though Thumbs Up
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Big Al & Baghdad Bob have just pulled up in Bobs Hilman Gazelle - in magnificent condition considering its 50 years. There seems to be a bit of a tug-o-war over who is going to carry the Commodore 64 - Big Al wins out & puts it proudly on his shoulder. They immediately head off to the Punting room
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Well blow me down - the Fiddler just turned up as well. Didn't even send him an invite. Typical. Probably got the nod from his good mate Whale - who by the way - hasn't arrived as yet. Probably still in bed
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Mercedes Sports just pulled up - parked as far as possible away from Softly's mini-bus. Smart. 
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And Djebel gets out with an absolute smashing sort on his arm. Has a Samantha Fox look about her - only younger & slightly bigger boobs. Impressive looking couple - just hope they hang around for a while to offset a few of the others.
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For what its worth i went out earlier & stocked up on some items - want everyone to have a great time - regardless of how down & out they may be. Top shelf spirits, wine & beer. And a bucketful of Panadol & Nexium. The food is being catered & Shrunk has doubled up as guest & UBER EATS Delivery Driver. TJ has specifically asked if we can get his favourite dish - hot chips + tomato sauce. Nothings a problem of course 
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10s on that would be in " drag" .Wink
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Now, now Carioca - lets keep this gathering positive. At least before everyone gets pissed anyway LOL
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I must say I'm surprised at how well the guests that have arrived so far have hidden my Retirement presents. Probably just going to get a couple of big items
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Originally posted by oneonesit oneonesit wrote:

And Djebel gets out with an absolute smashing sort on his arm. Has a Samantha Fox look about her - only younger & slightly bigger boobs. Impressive looking couple - just hope they hang around for a while to offset a few of the others.

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LOLLOL nothing wrong with shooting from the hip 1 X 1 lol , you know I jests a bit .Smile
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Everyone's settling in well - too well for some of them unfortunately. And here we go - the Doc's made an appearance. White suit, red shoes - with a big Cheshire grin. All i can hear is him saying something about "the dribblers" & "how well elbow is going" LOLLOL
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& finally the TBV gals have arrived - all 4 of them. Will hopefully take a bit of the pressure off Djebels Samantha junior. On second thoughts..................
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 which 4? A few on here are still working out who doesn't have a five-o'clock shadow...

 
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Gay, Baguette, Acacia & yourself JJ. Softly is already here (bus driver). Am happy to include Second Chance as well - however I'd like both Shrunk & Tlaz to make an independent "evaluation"" behind closed doors first. Cant get much fairer than that
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And take that pink bow out JJ - it looks ridiculous
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it's not me, oneone. It's Whale, pretending to be one of the girls...that pink bow is his trademark going out headgear. 

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& Isaac of course . Very classy lady that one. She reliably informed me that Macca wasn't too far away.
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