Healthy Diets and Lifestyle

Rookie error.

Cardiologist swear by cranberry juice

Bickfords brand the purest brand apparently

Tlazolteotl wrote:

Prune juice - I don't think I've ever drunk it but I bought a 1l bottle from Woolies only because it was the only 1l glass jar I could find in the store and I need a 1l glass jar. Now I've heard of prunes reputation but it did not occur to me that prune juice would have same effect. So I drank the whole litre in an hour or less and soon after I was badly bloated. Dead

An hour and a half after that, after much belly gurgling, diarrhea. Embarrassed

Oh, man - lesson learned.

I'm sorry, Tlaz...but I giggled all through this... LOL

my mother ate prunes with custard, just about every day of her life. One of the healthiest foods you can eat...so long as it's in moderation. Wink

Desert War, Rain Lover, Latin Knight, Hay List, Mustard...my turf heroes...

Prune juice, I remember senior members of the family having a shot a day to stay regular!

Tlaz, sounds like you had an accidental bowl prep!!

Aren't those bowel prep's the most ghastly procedures ! The worst i can remember was doing one starting at lunchtime for an am operation next day. Ended up being about a 6pm kick off - by which time i was as crook as rookward with a splitting headache (all electrolytes out of system). Not good.

Refer ALP Election Promises

Don't talk to me about Vit D ...    I got caught out with a sunburnt bottom , after she realised by levels were so high.

Prune juice can have you write your name on a shed wall at 10 M.

All these things are myths you know ....    Like prawns are great for a bad back .
    As long as your not a prawn.

I've found that if you want to optimize your chances of undergoing an early, efficient and cost effective procedure there's two things you never do:

a. record yourself as having private health insurance; or

b. mention your political inclination.

Mention of vitamin needs , is usually over come by the simple blood test that tells you your levels. Easy to judge what intake ( if any ) is necessary.

It will help against the dreaded COVID as well

ps after pies last (Saturday) night we're into lean cold chicken and salad tonight. Big smile

The thread is a real laugh .. The Lady who goes to bed at 6pm and is disease prone , is preaching about Healthy Diets and Lifestyle .

So Funny, Then goes to swim where thousands of species excrete into the water.

Only for Humour JJ. Don't take a sleeper.

Second Chance wrote:

jujuno wrote:

this thread was started to be about healthy lifestyles...can we keep politics out of it...please...

A tongue in cheek comment JJ, if you examine the context. Either get a sense of humor or simply get over it. Wink

my comment was edited. I also don't want Macca's revolting prune-juice stories clogging up the thread, either. Confused

I saw the humour in your comment...

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maccamax wrote:

The thread is a real laugh .. The Lady who goes to bed at 6pm and is disease prone , is preaching about Healthy Diets and Lifestyle .

So Funny, Then goes to swim where thousands of species excrete into the water.

Only for Humour JJ. Don't take a sleeper.

see...this is what I'm talking about.

1. I'm not preaching. I'm interested in how people maintain a healthy lifestyle with so much conflicting information out there. Until you came in, we were having a fairly intelligent discussion.

2. Unlike yourself, none of my problems are diet related or self-inflicted. They were acquired by mis-fortune or from a vector.

3. Unlike yourself, I sympathise with people who have health problems, be they congenital or familial or inflicted without permission.

4. Your humour is of a particularly nasty variety. You cover the vileness by claiming it is a joke, when the intent is merely to amuse yourself at another's expense.

5. I retreat to bed at 6pm because my back can't hold up any longer. That's the problem when your spine is disintegrating...but, hey...let's make fun of the poor woman in pain. Anything is good for a laugh.

Go to sleep, old man. It's past your bed-time...

Desert War, Rain Lover, Latin Knight, Hay List, Mustard...my turf heroes...

maccamax wrote:

I'm Glad JJ ... Refreshing to see you acknowledge My reference to you swimming in Fish pee , as humour.

I was sure you would think it was as unfunny as writing your name on the barn at 10m. On prune juice of course.

I was talking to SC, not you...and swimming in a pool with child pee is possibly more worrying that fish excrement.

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You missed the "new male contraceptive" thread, macca. JJ was peeved that nobody besides her responded to it, because it's an "important issue".