Whilst, in some eyes, those paintings  are not worth the canvas on which they have been painted , I have a  similar issue with wine experts describing a bottle of wine. Here are a few examples..

This wine has a nose that displays ripe refined Shiraz aromas with raspberry, cherry and spice supported by subtle oak. The palate is richly flavoured and velvety with soft effervescence and fine tannins.

Delicate red berry fruits fill the palate while ripe, elegant yet firm tannins add structure and texture. Red cherry flavours linger in the mouth giving length and purity while the spicy/savoury notes emanating from the oak displays finesse.

Ripe fruit of lychee, melon and pineapple with roasted red capsicum, lime and thyme Full, soft and textured palate. There are fruit characters of lychee and gooseberry with subtle herbaceous character.