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    Posted: 15 Mar 2022 at 12:37pm
Scenario 1
She says,,you left the bathroom light on.
I say,,Oh ok.
   End of scenario 1

Scenario2
She says,,You left the bathroom light on.
I say,,Oh ok,,
She says,,See you arn't as smart as you thought you were.

I see an unprovoked missile attack.
I hit the red button and launch a full scale nuclear attack.

Her radar picks up the incoming and hits her red button

Mass destruction ,,no winners.

That's marriage,singles please note.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jujuno Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Mar 2022 at 10:16pm
 wow...WW3 over a bathroom light...

 shaky...

 
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I think that marriage is a std.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote oneonesit Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Mar 2022 at 7:18am
The TBV Community had high hopes for you Beenaround. First new member in 6.7 years - so the excitement was palatable . 

We are a forgiving mob in here (have to be to survive) so we wont judge you too hard on your first topic LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote acacia alba Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Mar 2022 at 10:09am
Yeah Thumbs Up  The marriage might be on shakey ground tho, ya think, 1x1  ???
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Passing Through Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Mar 2022 at 10:15am
M.A.D. doctrine.
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