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    Posted: 18 Jan 2026 at 10:54am
Just popped in to catch up on the weather forecast from JJ et al.....& checked out recent "activity".....if you can call it that Confused

Took me at least 10 minutes to catch up on the Dolly Brigade commentary. Would have been only 5 minutes except i had to double up on all of Second Chances posts to make any sense of them Ouch

A few stand-outs ;

* Sad news Stayer about your Mum....always tough....best wishes

* Muss quoting some left leaning nitwit from another social media platforms continuously....Floozie or something like that. Are we not worthy Muss ?.....or do you just think we are incapable of using facebook or Instagram ? Ouch

* Great to see the mass media get their annual bushfires moment.....just unfortunate for them it wasn't as bad as they wanted. Not to worry....always the floods to get get back some lost ground Thumbs Up

* JJ making the claim she only comes on here when she "is bored & has nothing better to do"......which is obviously the case most of the time based on her recent input. And buckle up & get yourself an air conditioner for christs sake so you don't have to complain how hot it is everytime it gets to 25 degrees Celsius. Maybe get a bulk discount & get one for PT as well Thumbs Up

* Albo & his massive backflip....wont be forgotten....blokes not fair dinkum Angry Very underwhelming performance in recent months by this Government.

* Trump thread as usual....Dolly Brigade ganging up together to batter poor old Shammy . To be fair....you need to get a win from somewhere i suppose....Venezuela....the Shooting....the civil unrest.....& now back to the default of trying to resurrect the Epstein stuff.....too funny. I know you lot think you are somehow winning.....but i'm not sure why ? Anyway he will be gone in 2 years......just like all these 19 pointless Trump threads  LOL Not much comment on Iran i see....wonder why Confused

* Rusty banging on how bad the inflation has been in the US.....on the back of Trump no doubt. Here's the problem with that....our inflation has almost mirrored the US over the past few 2 years....only considered "stickier" than theirs. Where does that put Albo / Jimbo Rusty ?

* I also note Afros bobbing up all over the place lately....even in the Trump thread. Tip - stick to the statistical sports analysis buddy.....it's much easier for you to cover up your mistakes in those areas.....purely based on the reality no one reads them anyway !

* AUKUS going down the gurgler....gee....what a surprise. Keep coughing up that money Albo.....because both the US & Poms will keep taking it let me assure you Thumbs Up

* But the real pearler for me was The US Ambassador....aka Buffoon Rudd...... standing down to take on another "very important" role. It's the title that gets me "President of Leading International Relations Think Tank"......seriously....the bloke is an absolute narcissist.....hope he doesn't travel around the world in planes to often LOLLOL

In fact.....on reflection.....i think it would be a good time to re-introduce some quality posting members.....as the only one that seems to be keeping his head up of late is Whale....& that only because he has been seen standing on a tomato crate in the milking shed Shocked



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 Didn't miss you. Take another holiday. I'll pay.

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After that Oneone no one will want to welcome you back.  Hope you had a good holiday though.  I'm looking forward to the Kimberleys in late June!
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Just popped in to catch up on the weather forecast from JJ et al.....& checked out recent "activity".....if you can call it that

So we can expect much more quantity if little additional quality.  Wink
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Nice to see you back oneone.

Good to see some humour injected into this place, even though you are wrong about most things Smile

.as the only one that seems to be keeping his head up of late is Whale....& that only because he has been seen standing on a tomato crate in the milking shed Shocked

Can't work out if this is a compliment or an insult LOL

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"Can't work out if this is a compliment or an insult LOL"

 Just more of his nonsense.

 Ignore him. He might go away again.

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Insult ?.....perish the thought ! LOL
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Some very hard markers on TBV Ouch

All i need now is for Afros & Floozie to come in & give me a serve LOL
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You love the attention oneone Smile
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Originally posted by Whale Whale wrote:

You love the attention oneone Smile

 He thrives on it.

 So...ignore him.

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Oneone, I am eternally grateful that you didn’t include me in your synopsis of TBV while you’ve been “on leave”.

Your next summation could well include me though 👍

Welcome back. I missed you.
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I reckon JJ wants an autograph.
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I am disappointed I didn't get a serve. Unhappy
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Originally posted by Freefall Freefall wrote:

I reckon JJ wants an autograph.

 Pigs fly...don't you know.

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Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:

I am disappointed I didn't get a serve. Unhappy

 LOLLOL

Give him time. I bet you are awaiting PL's return with bated breath.

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Larry and Curly have returned, now we await Moe.
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You should be relatively pleased Afros.....at least you got a mention LOL
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Yes, thrilled.  I've already called my parents and given them the good news, they're also thrilled.
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Don’t forget to save the newspaper clipping Afros. Years on your family will love it.
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This is true FF, I might print out a screen grab of wunsies OP on this thread so mum can frame it and put it on the wall.
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Originally posted by Afros Afros wrote:

Yes, thrilled.  I've already called my parents and given them the good news, they're also thrilled.

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Originally posted by Afros Afros wrote:

This is true FF, I might print out a screen grab of wunsies OP on this thread so mum can frame it and put it on the wall.

After you’ve framed it for your mum, she could give it to Trump so he can claim it as his own Big smile
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Oneone, was it a coincidence that your sabbatical occurred at the same time plastic grass came under the microscope for its microplastics? And some councils etc are refusing to use it?

I see the future. When I next pop in to my illegal tobacco shop, there will be an illegal plastic grass shop set up beside it or even incorporated. Maybe they are owned by the same ME family?

“I’ll have 2 pouches of Golden Leaf and 4 meters of Kingston Green please”.




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Meters.
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😡😡😡

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 For Tutu...who makes countless spelling mistakes...

 AOCDRNDICG TO RSCHEEARCH AT CMABRIGDE UINERVTISY, IT DSENO'T MTAETR WAHT OERDR THE LTTERES IN A WROD ARE, THE OLNY IPROAMTNT TIHNG IS TAHT THE FRSIT AND LSAT LTTEER BE IN THE RGHIT PCLAE. TIHS IS BCUSEAE THE HUAMN MNID DEOS NOT RAED ERVEY LTETER BY ISTLEF, BUT THE WROD AS A WLOHE. IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS, PSOT IT TO YUOR WLAL. OLNY 55% OF PLEPOE CAN !
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