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Thanks Stayer.

We butt heads occasionally but you’re a good man 👍
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I hear you’ve not been well mate,
It’s not a pretty place.
You fought the cancer battle 
And you came in second place.

I wish it had been better,
That you’d outlived Granpa Ern,
But like him…I’ve sent a letter
That’s too late: I take the burn.

A mate, a friend a cousin,
A bloke you all should meet
We’ve got ‘em by the dozen
In Mudgee…let me greet.
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There’s something about a bittersweet poem that prose can never capture Clap
RIP cousin
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The sadness aside
I say with great pride
That my cousin was just a bit like me.

He railed at the wrongs
And loved Ahmed’s and Wongs
A good man? As good as he could be.
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That's bloody terrible, to be fair, FF.
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Rhyming wrongs with Wongs is a shocker LOL
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Bloody racist clearly.
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Being Mudgee, he could’ve slipped in some thongs or bongs Big smile 
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Or songs or mongs or dongs of King Kongs.
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And sorry to hear about your young cousin, stayer. Your family’s had a bad run Cry
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God try writing that with auto-correct.
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Originally posted by brave_ponies brave_ponies wrote:

And sorry to hear about your young cousin, stayer. Your family’s had a bad run Cry

Meh. I still miss my cat the most.

*half-joking
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Originally posted by stayer stayer wrote:

Or songs or mongs or dongs of King Kongs.

ShockedLOL 

Let’s see if he can get all of those in a poem over his holidays.
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Originally posted by brave_ponies brave_ponies wrote:

Rhyming wrongs with Wongs is a shocker LOL

If it’s good enough for Bernie Taupin in Candle In The Wind, it’s good enough for me 😀

All - crawled
Brain - name
Wind - in

And that’s only the first two verses 😂
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Originally posted by brave_ponies brave_ponies wrote:

Originally posted by stayer stayer wrote:

Or songs or mongs or dongs of King Kongs.

ShockedLOL 

Let’s see if he can get all of those in a poem over his holidays.

Only 2 hrs into my “annual leave” 😂


A spectacular beast was King Kong,

Though ashamed at the size of his dong.

For such a big creature

(He looked just like Reacher)

His willy just looked…sort of wrong.


And I know I’ve omitted two words,

Don’t like “mong”, it’s the language of turds.

But “song” is a dunk

And who would have thunk

That I’d have to explain to you nerds.
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Originally posted by brave_ponies brave_ponies wrote:

Being Mudgee, he could’ve slipped in some thongs or bongs Big smile 

Funny BP.

At work last week a young’n apologised for how she smelled.

“I splashed bong water on my forehead this morning…sorry”
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LOLLOLLOL
But smelly Dead
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Your ‘ong’ poem is pretty good … though I’m surprised you don’t King Kong in a thong pulling a bong Big smile
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The only thong I’ll ever wear is on my foot.
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Your ‘ong’ poem is pretty good … though I’m surprised you don’t King Kong in a thong pulling a bong Big smile

Damning with faint praise 😡
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We are going downhill fast.  The winter Olympics has finished now you all know.
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😂👍💕
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We are going downhill fast.  The winter Olympics has finished now you all know.
Are the Para Winter Olympics over as well ?

Don't worry if you don't know....JJ will tell me shortly 
And The Boys Light Up.... !
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JJ knows all Big smile

furious, the Winter Olympics might be over but it’s only Day 1 of FF’s holiday - the downhill has just begun!
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Originally posted by Freefall Freefall wrote:

Originally posted by brave_ponies brave_ponies wrote:

Your ‘ong’ poem is pretty good … though I’m surprised you don’t King Kong in a thong pulling a bong Big smile

Damning with faint praise 😡

The faint praise was actually sincere - your poem doesn’t pong Tongue
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I promise I can do better 👍
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We look forward to your efforts!

Though it’ll be hard to better your ‘Ahmeds and Wongs’ … Still LMAO 😂
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