Only In America

A cop pulls over a little old lady and asks for her licence and registration.
When she pulls out her wallet, he sees a handgun in her purse. “Ma'am, is that a gun in your purse?” “Yes, Officer, it’s a .38 Smith & Wesson revolver.”

“Please place that purse on the passenger seat, Ma'am, and don’t make any sudden moves towards it. Do you have any other weapons I should know about?”

“Well, there’s a Colt 1911 automatic in the glove compartment…” “Okay, let’s stay away from that side of the car. Anything else?” “I got a .22 Derringer in my bra, but it’s just a little peashooter. Wouldn’t hurt a fly.”

The cop sighs, and asks, “Do you have any other weapons on you?” “What do you mean by ‘on me’?” “Ma'am, do you have any other weapons? Just tell me.”

“Okay, there’s a Mossberg 12 gauge pump action and an AK-47 in the trunk.”

The cop pauses for a moment.  "Ma'am, you have a revolver, a derringer, an automatic pistol, a shotgun, and an assault rifle, What are you so afraid of?"

"Not a darn  thing.””

Tlazolteotl wrote: Has anyone visited Yosemite? I hear it's very popular.

Just looks like Sydney peak hour traffic every day of the week.....think you need to get out more Tlaz 

Tlazolteotl wrote: On the busiest summer weekends and holidays, visitors have reported being stuck in their cars for up to four hours at peak times.  Ah, the great outdoors.

You obviously haven't been to the Sunshine Coast or Coffs Harbor in recent times