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jujuno
Champion Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Coasting Status: Offline Points: 36064 |
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there's always a killjoy... |
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rusty nails
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Why do all your stories sound like they’ve been lifted from an Enid Blyton book?
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jujuno
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I'm betting he's a double digit handicapper...like about eighteen...
as the pro at Leura once said to me...you can tell before they even hit off... |
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jujuno
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I think she was a pretty handy golfer.... |
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Shrunk in the Wash
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That’s a clever comeback Charlie
Now, tell me what you consider to be the better courses of the ones I’ve played recently. Too hard for you to answer now you’ve made a Jason Kokrak of yourself? |
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oneonesit
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Next he will be telling us about his professional punting mates that sit in offices all day winning money ?? You’ve got to be as smart as him to understand it ??
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Shrunk in the Wash
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She was but she was only off 12 so Charlie, oops I mean Rusty had her banished from the membership
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rusty nails
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Hahaha, Your one of those idiots that Criss crosses the fairway, totally ignoring the group behind signalling they want to play through. Then get indignant when they are addressing the ball for their fifth shot and get bombed with the group behinds tee shots… Insisting that etiquette should be observed…..
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jujuno
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Some of the 'best' courses are also some of the most boring to play. I hate The Australian...and a lot of pros aren't keen on it, either... |
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Shrunk in the Wash
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There he goes again, big noting about his wonderful ability. I’m so glad that people are actually pissing you off to the level that you have to come here and make a bigger goose of yourself. “Don’t you know who I am” You really are a foot stomper. |
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stayer
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JJ, if I could play golf well enough that's the kind of thing I'd love to do (the "woods only" etc bit). Actually I'd go ok if everyone only used woods and putters. I've never found an iron that suits my swing. |
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jujuno
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why play to 70 when you can have a round of 120? More shots for your buck... |
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rusty nails
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What absolute rubbish
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oneonesit
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Augusta is hard but fair JJ - well it was the last time I was invited anyway.
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rusty nails
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Now tell us a funny anecdote, about how when you played there, you insisted on drinking in the men’s bar….
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oneonesit
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You seem to be struggling for support tonight Rusty. Wonder why
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jujuno
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I could play a 2 iron but not a 3. I could play a 4 iron but not a 5. My six-iron was my best. I eventually barely used my 7. Could hit a 9 iron out of a bunker better than any sand-iron. It's all mental. You hit a few bad shots with one and it becomes a problem iron. Now...my old 2 wood...I could hit it off the tee with my eyes closed. Dead straight. I still have it. Not metal...actual wood. |
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Shrunk in the Wash
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I knew some guys who played a game like that. They’d end up gambling $300 bucks a round on it. Points awarded per hole. 2 for hitting the fairway but 3 if they used their driver Green in regulation was 2 points 1 putt green was 3 2 putt green was 2 Up and down out of a bunker was 3 Sadly they had to stop playing as the round used to take 4 hours and 1 minute and some clown reported them to the club president
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jujuno
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you wish...like all of us... |
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stayer
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(Sorry that was to shrunk's last line.)
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rusty nails
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Irony! There’s nothing to do with don’t you know who I am. It’s everything to do with telling people who are doing the wrong thing, that they are in the wrong. Some people learn, and learn to call groups thru. Others are too stupid and too selfish to do so, and complain when course marshal,s insist they don’t ruin everyone else’s day on the course. And you’ve clearly identified yourself as the latter. Try tennis. At least then, you can only ruin the day of the chumps who elected to join you. There’s no collateral damage there.
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jujuno
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I'll send you a copy of my autobiography when it's finished... it's working title is 'From Here To The Funny Farm'...and it has plenty of pretty crazy anecdotes... Four hundred pages long...like War and Peace... |
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Shrunk in the Wash
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Funny how clubs work like that. I hit my 6 iron straight as an arrow, 180m, never miss. I love it but my 5 iron will only ever go as a draw. Can never hit it straight. If I want to slice around a dog leg, out comes my 5 wood. There’s bugger all difference in the club lengths but I can’t hit them the same. Must be between the ears
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jujuno
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Its...not it's...
you wouldn't think I was once educated... |
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rusty nails
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Tiger hit his 6 iron 170 metres… You are pathetic.
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Shrunk in the Wash
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400 pages? That’s a standard crime thriller now days
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jujuno
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yep. When putting, pick your line, imagine the ball going in the hole, then stop thinking. It's the only way to succeed. Many a thought has interfered with a good shot. |
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jujuno
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"Tiger hit his 6 iron 170 metres…" try yards...he doesn't work in metres... |
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jujuno
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6-IRON: 186 YARDS
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