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AndiCap 
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 Topic: The Tombstone GamePosted: 22 Apr 2018 at 8:08pm |
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Lets see if we can have a few laughs without going beyond the pale....
We all know Spike Milligan's tombstone 'I told you I was sick'  Two categories- (two posts only please) 1. Using copious quantities of originality, what would you have on your tombstone? 2. Keeping in mind the opening line, what would your inscription be for any other one member of the village based soley on their 'persona' here on the village? To make it even more interesting... IF ....I say IF...I run a Royal Ascot comp this year I will pay the entry fee for the two categories based on the replies that someone* found to be the most original and humorous. * I may invite a 'celebrity' to be the judge. Let's have em!
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saintly96
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Posted: 22 Apr 2018 at 8:10pm |
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Mine will say....
I'd rather be reading this. |
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AndiCap
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Posted: 22 Apr 2018 at 8:12pm |
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@saintly
That was bloody quick...(that could also be mine)
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Carioca
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Posted: 22 Apr 2018 at 11:57pm |
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"Anyone gotta match"
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ThreeBears
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Posted: 23 Apr 2018 at 12:38am |
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I want a second opinion. |
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oneonesit
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Posted: 23 Apr 2018 at 8:24pm |
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"You want to see what happened to the other bloke"
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And The Boys Light Up.... !
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oneonesit
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Posted: 23 Apr 2018 at 8:26pm |
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Judge Holden.... "I told you bastards that Climate Change was real"
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And The Boys Light Up.... !
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oneonesit
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Posted: 23 Apr 2018 at 8:29pm |
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PT..."OK...2 taps on the stone means they got Trump"
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And The Boys Light Up.... !
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oneonesit
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Posted: 23 Apr 2018 at 8:37pm |
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Acacia..."Animals before people"
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And The Boys Light Up.... !
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saintly96
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Posted: 23 Apr 2018 at 8:51pm |
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I was hoping for a pyramid.
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oneonesit
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Posted: 23 Apr 2018 at 9:01pm |
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Exceed & Excel...."another happy Dead Pool comp player"
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And The Boys Light Up.... !
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brave_ponies
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Posted: 23 Apr 2018 at 9:38pm |
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Back in 5 minutes
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Gay3
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Posted: 23 Apr 2018 at 10:17pm |
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It takes a wise man a lifetime to grow a tree and a fool five minutes to kill one.
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ThreeBears
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Posted: 25 Apr 2018 at 3:35pm |
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Not too soft, not too firm, this box is just right.
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Shawy38
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Posted: 25 Apr 2018 at 3:46pm |
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“If you can read this, you’re standing on my boobs”
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Prince of Penzance
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Posted: 25 Apr 2018 at 3:54pm |
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It’s dark down here
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Prince of Penzance
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Posted: 25 Apr 2018 at 3:56pm |
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Race 6 Number 7
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Ticino
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Posted: 25 Apr 2018 at 9:03pm |
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Hello,
"So many Pedigrees, so many horses, my lifetime was simply too short" Regards, Ticino
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jujuno
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Posted: 26 Apr 2018 at 12:32am |
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some good ones there...
mine will read: In case you hadn't noticed, I'm gone... |
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Desert War, Rain Lover, Latin Knight, Hay List, Mustard...my turf heroes...
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acacia alba
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Posted: 26 Apr 2018 at 12:39am |
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Never get mad. Just get even .
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animals before people.
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jujuno
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Posted: 26 Apr 2018 at 12:47am |
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that was Macca's...and it bombed, despite the preview succeeding...
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Desert War, Rain Lover, Latin Knight, Hay List, Mustard...my turf heroes...
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acacia alba
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Posted: 26 Apr 2018 at 1:04am |
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Hmmm, not getting any of that stuff, JJ.
 Whats Maccas ???? |
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animals before people.
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jujuno
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Posted: 26 Apr 2018 at 11:22am |
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Desert War, Rain Lover, Latin Knight, Hay List, Mustard...my turf heroes...
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jujuno
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Posted: 26 Apr 2018 at 11:23am |
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^^^ macca's
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Dr E
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Posted: 27 Apr 2018 at 2:13am |
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PT, when he passes away, the oldest surviving white man in Australia;
"His Only Regret - He Didn't Live Long Enough to See Trump Impeached"
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In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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jujuno
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Posted: 27 Apr 2018 at 2:38am |
you are an unmitigated bore, Dr Death...  |
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Dr E
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Posted: 27 Apr 2018 at 1:53pm |
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jujuno - "The one Bill Cosby rejected"
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In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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Dr E
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Posted: 27 Apr 2018 at 1:54pm |
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Me "Misunderstood"
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In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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Dr E
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Posted: 27 Apr 2018 at 1:55pm |
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whale - "
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In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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Dr E
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Posted: 27 Apr 2018 at 1:55pm |
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aa - "Never met an animal she didn't like"
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In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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