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    Posted: 07 Sep 2025 at 5:12pm
Certainly deserves a thread of its own. This woman is amazing, is there anything she has not or cannot do. Leonardo Da Vinci had nothing on her. I am sure this will be the longest thread ever on TBV, so many achievmentsClap
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 Thank you, Fishy. I did think of starting my own thread, after djebel did the same. 

 What does he have to say that I could not say better?

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I thought this is the perfect opportunity to give you all some excerpts from my fb page diary...

 ...enjoy...
 
I have a new pet. A very tiny fly who sits on my laptop rim and just stares at me. I call him Fly. He might be an omen. My AFL team, Collingwood, is coached by a man whose nickname is 'Fly'. Perhaps 'Fly' is going to gee me up, the way the coach does with the boys. Who knows? Strange things happen in this crazy world. *** We had curried prawns for dinner, last night. They were scrummy. I make a great very mild cream curry. Today, it's lightly spiced prawns and salad. I made one with feta and croutons. Steph made one with tofu and seaweed. Hers looked very professional. Mine looked rather amateur...but it still tasted good.

 
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an old post from 2021...

I am so pissed off. Ever since two certain clowns took control over 7mate's NFL coverage, two years back, all we ever get to see are the Cleveland Browns. Last year, I was lucky to see Green Bay more than about four times on free-to-air tv, and was forced to follow them with the play-tracker the rest of the season. I did manage to sneak to a hotel, twice, to see ESPN's coverage, but covid restrictions make that impossible this year. Bad enough that 7mate reduced weekly games from three to two. We also got masses of San Francisco and Kansas games. Too many. This opening week of the season, of the four games in the 6.25am timeslot on Monday, the Saints/ Packers game looked to be the best, even if Hurricane Ida forced its transfer from New Orleans. But we get delegated the Browns/ Chiefs game. While I don't mind watching Kansas, the Browns are a trifle boring. Truthfully, how many fans do the Browns have in Australia? About 10. Whereas, when Green Bay are shown at the Star sports bar there are masses of cheeseheads in attendance. So, how about we play fair, this year, and give the fans what they want. Yes, I know I can pay for an NFL game pass, but even that doesn't guarantee anything except a loss of finance. Rant over.
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Thanks Whale She now has a safe space.

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 Betty White:  "I know what 'action' means...but it's been sooo long..."

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Originally posted by stayer stayer wrote:

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 Get off my site, infidel...

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I look forward to JJ telling us how she would have batted 3 for Australia if she were male, she was that good, oh and she would also have been Kangaroo's halfback but for the same reasons, she also once ran the 100m faster than even Bolt's best time but the person forgot to stop the stop-watch, she could also have been the only person to win Wimbledon's mens single twice in the same year without dropping a set were she male and would have won the British Open were she not busy that year.
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there is method in my madness...and madness in my method...nothing I write is irrelevant 
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Originally posted by Afros Afros wrote:

I look forward to JJ telling us how she would have batted 3 for Australia if she were male, she was that good, oh and she would also have been Kangaroo's halfback but for the same reasons, she also once ran the 100m faster than even Bolt's best time but the person forgot to stop the stop-watch, she could also have been the only person to win Wimbledon's mens single twice in the same year without dropping a set were she male and would have won the British Open were she not busy that year.

 Oh come on...that's just pushing the float out to sea.  Pinch

 I only won the high jump at the Olympics...

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I consider myself a good speller but 'entrepreneurial' had me beaten. I had three goes before spell-check gave me a tick. Won't use that word again too soon.
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I’m saying to myself, “Do not post in this thread…do not post in this thread…”

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 I'm not watching you videos. Get your own thread.

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I’m saying to myself, “Do not post in this thread…do not post in this thread…”

Oh well 😂

 Yeah...bug off.

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Originally posted by jujuno jujuno wrote:

Originally posted by Afros Afros wrote:

I look forward to JJ telling us how she would have batted 3 for Australia if she were male, she was that good, oh and she would also have been Kangaroo's halfback but for the same reasons, she also once ran the 100m faster than even Bolt's best time but the person forgot to stop the stop-watch, she could also have been the only person to win Wimbledon's mens single twice in the same year without dropping a set were she male and would have won the British Open were she not busy that year.

 Oh come on...that's just pushing the float out to sea.  Pinch

 I only won the high jump at the Olympics...

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So your only denying the faster than Bolt claim? Big smile
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Originally posted by Afros Afros wrote:

I look forward to JJ telling us how she would have batted 3 for Australia if she were male, she was that good, oh and she would also have been Kangaroo's halfback but for the same reasons, she also once ran the 100m faster than even Bolt's best time but the person forgot to stop the stop-watch, she could also have been the only person to win Wimbledon's mens single twice in the same year without dropping a set were she male and would have won the British Open were she not busy that year.

 Nope. I was an average batter...but a very good leggie. Thumbs Up

 
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Originally posted by jujuno jujuno wrote:

Originally posted by Freefall Freefall wrote:

I’m saying to myself, “Do not post in this thread…do not post in this thread…”

Oh well 😂

 Yeah...bug off.

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 Start your own thread. 

 Or curse Whale for giving me this gift...Beer
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Never seen Colm before, what a raconteur LOL
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Whale, I think a month ago we established your Trump thread is longest thread in TBV history. This one may give it a shake. 
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You guys!!! I’m trying to work 😂😂😂 
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Originally posted by jujuno jujuno wrote:

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This thread could go on for ever if JJ wasn't so modest.  Tongue
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Yep. I predict it will be the busiest thread on TBV 😀
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Originally posted by Whale Whale wrote:

Never seen Colm before, what a raconteur LOL

 I ended up starting to watch Stayer's video. After two minutes I went and had a pee...then got myself a mandarin...then told the daughter all about Sunday silliness on TBV...then came back to the video, which was still playing. 

 Yep. There are definitely some comparisons to be made to me.

 Except I'm not grey-haired.

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Originally posted by Second Chance Second Chance wrote:

This thread could go on for ever if JJ wasn't so modest.  Tongue

 I haven't even started on my accomplishments...

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 I haven't even started on my accomplishments...


Limitless.

Your imagination that is.Wink
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Sorry guys, an hour ago she said she was leaving, then I started this thread Cry
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