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    Posted: 26 Oct 2021 at 4:31pm
I do not whether this subject should be posted here, but here it goes.A grandmother rang up a radio station this morning as to how she could get her young grandsons to pee straight into the toilet bowel.The answer given was give them a target of a ping pong ball and them will aim at it and it will still remain in the bowel after a flush because it will not flush down. I will try on my young grandsons when they next come around.Wink
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All over the big issues Bob.
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Originally posted by Baghdad Bob Baghdad Bob wrote:

I do not whether this subject should be posted here, but here it goes.A grandmother rang up a radio station this morning as to how she could get her young grandsons to pee straight into the toilet bowel.The answer given was give them a target of a ping pong ball and them will aim at it and it will still remain in the bowel after a flush because it will not flush down. I will try on my young grandsons when they next come around.Wink



Not sure that urine in the bowel would be a good idea. The bowl perhaps. A riveting subject nevertheless. Confused
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If they were circumcised there would be no problems imo .
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Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:

All over the big issues Bob.

The training of my children and now their children in all aspects of life is was / is far important to me than as to whether Dan is the next premier of Victoria or not.Correct parenting is the most important thing one can ever undertake in life. Why do you suppose there are so many dysfunctional people (drop kicks, drug addicts etc ) in society today ?
Dysfunctional parents might be a reason would not you think? 
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Some blokes don't have that problem. Depends were your staring point is - so to speak !
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There would be an inherent advantage in this activity is you were particularly short - or alternatively.................
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Originally posted by Carioca Carioca wrote:

If they were circumcised there would be no problems imo .
Interesting you should mention that, at the insistence of my daughter-in -law, they have not been given the snip as she felt it would be too painful, despite the fact my son has had the snip.
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Hey listen up guys, when you get the answer to this, send it on to the big White House on Pennsylvania Ave, mark it attention Mr President, and hopefully Joe will follow the directions and correct his aim, cos at the moment he's pissing all over the 80 million Americans that voted the 'right' way.
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Wondered how long it'd be before someone made a totally irrelevant post.
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Just make them squat till they can shoot straight Bobby.
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My problem was some what different .

   They had to stand me on a block to pee , otherwise my willy got wet.
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Jelqing worked good for you then maxie?
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It was quite a high block PT ,   may I add.

But , it was probably due to my Mum having only one arm.    She found the most convenient way to carry me around.
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 I am surprised this thread was booted to the Laundry Basket, as it was a genuine issue faced by a grandmother with young grandsons, who were just out of nappies.
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Quality thread with a lot of upside. 
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It saves time Bob.
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The germans have this sorted.

It's called  Sitzspinkle.

Also from a german blog....

In 2015, there was a lawsuit in Düsseldorf, Germany. A landlord claimed that his marble floor in the bathroom was damaged by piss stains as his tenant urinated while standing up. He demanded his tenant to pay for the damage.

The result? The judge ruled in favor of the tenant’s right to pee while standing up! The tenant did not have to pay for the damages resulting from uric acid splashing onto the bathroom’s floor. The rationale behind was that standing up to pee was still a common practice and thus men could not be held responsible for the damage.

In short, German men have the legal right to pee standing up!
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Mods - might be a good idea to delete this thread or at least change the heading. Would not be appealing for any prospective new member to browse that phrase.

Actually on second thoughts it may well attract new members LOL
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Well it wouldn't be an issue if you hadn't brought it up Confused but seeing as you have, sugestions?
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Dump the thread altogether would be my suggestion Gay
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 How did I miss this enthralling subject?

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I apologise to the whole forum.

I am disappointed with myself again for ruining another great horses thread.

I fully accept that I am just as much to blame as the other dimwit. 

I promise, Or at least I will try my hardest not to have anything to do with that individual again.
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Well it's an interesting thread choice to make such a statement but hey, who are we to argue LOL
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I miss all the subtleties Embarrassed thanks Dizzy Big smile
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Or are you thinking into the wind ? 
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I wish one of you 2 jokers would change your avatar picture thingy. I'm easily confused enough without that thanks very much LOL 
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