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Relampago 
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 Topic: Racing & Punting Sayings...Posted: 05 Sep 2008 at 9:45pm |
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A short priced winner is better than a long priced loser...
Never touch a horse in tomato sauce...
Odds on equals look on...
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Daintree Duke Fan Club President!!! RIP!!!
Melbourne Autumn Tipping Champion 2009! Melbourne Spring Tipping Champion 2009! |
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Relampago
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Posted: 05 Sep 2008 at 9:46pm |
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One I made up, but its not regularly used:
(to a horse not settling) its pulling harder than a teenage boy with a stick mag!!!
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Daintree Duke Fan Club President!!! RIP!!!
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Znatchy
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Posted: 05 Sep 2008 at 9:51pm |
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"...f*ck the jockey, f*ck the trainer & f*ch this sh*t horse"
A bloke at my local Pub TAB just about every day (no, not me)
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saintly96
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Posted: 05 Sep 2008 at 9:59pm |
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"insert horses name", has only one behind him, and that is the clerk of the course.
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jazzman
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Posted: 05 Sep 2008 at 10:11pm |
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"It's each-way odds the field"
"He went like last week's pay"
There are stacks...
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Istidaad kicking strongly, he's 2 lengths clear, Crawl gets out from a well back and old Mustard is grinding home... Hang on, Treasury Notes gets out from the back and she'll blouse them all!
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NORTHERLY
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Posted: 05 Sep 2008 at 10:12pm |
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"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned."
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2008 Cox Plate= Life
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The Insider
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Posted: 05 Sep 2008 at 10:12pm |
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Can we get some Jack Styring sayings please, like
"Baring his molar's to the breeze"
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Znatchy
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Posted: 05 Sep 2008 at 10:21pm |
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Relampago
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Posted: 05 Sep 2008 at 10:22pm |
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"......... is scraping the dulux..." for a horse taking a tight run on the rails
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Daintree Duke Fan Club President!!! RIP!!!
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Posted: 05 Sep 2008 at 10:44pm |
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"A short priced winner is better than a long priced loser... "
a 30/1 winner is better than a dozen short priced winners
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Coat Puller
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Posted: 05 Sep 2008 at 11:30pm |
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Covered more ground than Burke and Wills.
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 12:52am |
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Keep yourself in the best company & your horse in the worst.
Odds on, look on. Never go to the well once too often. Never spell a mare whilst in form. |
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It takes a wise man a lifetime to grow a tree and a fool five minutes to kill one.
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Ormond
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 1:05am |
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The punter's are going for the rosary beads..when a fav is going backwards
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weekendhussler
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 1:14am |
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the dulux and clerk ones are gold and as for the people at the tab swearing their mouths off when they lose their sh*tty $10 on the favourite i cannot stand them..........
not really a saying but being kingston town's greatest fan i love the commentray: "Kingston Town can't win"........he might get up yet the champ..Kingston Tow's swamping them...Kingston Town" sends chills down my back watching and listening... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBA8UxiSUJI&feature=related also a great 2 part series on the king if anyone is keen.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTi4gWaCAM4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_PooHV6qHU |
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 1:17am |
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My old man's saying "always back the toppie in the 1st at Perth"
Stick to the mystery tri's Dad
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Season 2012 = 102 Years since Collingwood has beaten Carlton in a Grand Final.
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Coat Puller
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 1:30am |
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Weight will stop a train
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Ormond
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 1:46am |
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London to a brick on
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 1:55am |
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" Well the Favorite will have to sprout wing's if he's gunna win from there " - Torture to hear if you are on him and listening on a radio somewhere
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Season 2012 = 102 Years since Collingwood has beaten Carlton in a Grand Final.
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Go Flash Go
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 2:12am |
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If you take care of a good horse, he'll take care of you.
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Coat Puller
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 2:19am |
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Had a big enough lead to win a Melbourne Cup.
Goes faster than last weeks pay.
looms large.
copped more checks than a bank teller
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Grug
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 2:21am |
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Which way to the A.T.M
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 6:05am |
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'Put the glasses away'.....'Shut the gate'. nothing new there
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 6:16am |
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The road of the punter is pitted with potholes
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 6:42am |
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________'s got a longer lead than my Electrolux.
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The Dude Abides
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benny
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 7:03am |
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im off the punt
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 8:02am |
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Couldn't run out of sight on a dark night
My all time fave to say is Pulled like a teenager |
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benny
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 8:48am |
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stupid animal
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 8:56am |
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the last race......the Get Out Stakes
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Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
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Coat Puller
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 9:02am |
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Oohh @*%">%@^$>@*% no !!! Not another 2nd !!!
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benny
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Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 9:03am |
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i knew that one would win
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