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    Posted: 22 Apr 2018 at 6:08pm
Lets see if we can have a few laughs without going beyond the pale....
We all know Spike Milligan's tombstone 'I told you I was sick' LOL

Two categories- (two posts only please)

1. Using copious quantities of originality, what would you have on your tombstone?

2. Keeping in mind the opening line, what would your inscription be for any other one member of the village based soley on their 'persona' here on the village?

To make it even more interesting... IF ....I say IF...I run a Royal Ascot comp this year I will pay the entry fee for the two categories based on the replies that someone* found to be the most original and humorous.

* I may invite a 'celebrity' to be the judge.

Let's have em!Big smile
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Mine will say....

I'd rather be reading this.
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@saintly 
That was bloody quick...(that could also be mine) LOL
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        "Anyone gotta match"
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I want a second opinion.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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I was hoping for a pyramid.
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some good ones there...

 mine will read:  In case you hadn't noticed, I'm gone...

 
 
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Never get mad.  Just get even . 
animals before people.
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that was Macca's...and it bombed, despite the preview succeeding...

 
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Hmmm,  not getting any of that stuff, JJ.  Confused
Whats Maccas ????
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Desert War, Rain Lover, Latin Knight, Hay List, Mustard...my turf heroes...
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^^^ macca's
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PT, when he passes away, the oldest surviving white man in Australia;

"His Only Regret - He Didn't Live Long Enough to See Trump Impeached"Broken Heart
In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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Originally posted by Dr E Dr E wrote:

PT, when he passes away, the oldest surviving white man in Australia;

"His Only Regret - He Didn't Live Long Enough to See Trump Impeached"Broken Heart

 you are an unmitigated bore, Dr Death...

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jujuno - "The one Bill Cosby rejected"LOL
In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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Me "Misunderstood"
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whale - "Wail * Whale"
In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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aa - "Never met an animal she didn't like"
In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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