Join up at Bet Easy - Click here - Bet Easy is Thoroughbred Village’s premier betting partner - Join here now
Forum Home Forum Home > All Sports - Public Forums > Joffs All Sports Bar
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - The Barnaby Clause
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login


Click here for the Thoroughbred Village Home Page. For village news, follow @TBVillage on Twitter. For horseracing tips, follow @Villagebet on Twitter. To contact the Mayor by email: Click Here.

The Barnaby Clause

 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <12345 13>
Author
Message
Passing Through View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 09 Jan 2013
Location: Australia
Status: Online
Points: 26814
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Passing Through Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Feb 2018 at 8:36pm

Barnaby Joyce Says Traditional Definition Of Marriage Is Union Between A Man And A Woman And His Political Staffer

By The Shovel on February 7, 2018
barnaby joyce satire

Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce says marriage is a scared bond between a man and a woman and another women.

Mr Joyce said it was unfortunate Australia had decided to mess with the age-old social institution of marriage being the realm of a husband and his wife and his mistress.

“The whole notion of marriage is to give children a biological mother and a biological father. And a step mother and a half sister,” he told journalists today. “Why we decided to muck around with that pure form of marriage is beyond me.

“In life everyone doesn’t get everything they want. But some of us do”.

In 2015 Mr Joyce warned that our Asian trading partners would see us as ‘decadent’ if same-sex marriage was legalised in Australia.

http://www.theshovel.com.au/2018/02/07/barnaby-joyce-supports-traditional-definition-of-marriage/

Back to Top
Sponsored Links
Click here to view the promotions at Bet Easy.


Back to Top
jujuno View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 25 Jan 2010
Location: Coasting
Status: Offline
Points: 18870
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jujuno Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Feb 2018 at 10:14pm
gee, you'd have to be desperate to go to bed with Barnaby...is the poor girl blind?  

 Wacko 
Desert War, Rain Lover, Latin Knight, Hay List, Mustard...my turf heroes...
Back to Top
djebel View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 07 Mar 2007
Status: Offline
Points: 37085
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote djebel Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Feb 2018 at 10:49pm
Things might be proportional ?


STRIKE WHILST THE IRON IS HOT

reductio ad absurdum

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

Back to Top
maccamax View Drop Down
Champion
Champion


Joined: 19 Jun 2010
Status: Offline
Points: 26212
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote maccamax Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 12:10am
Originally posted by jujuno jujuno wrote:

gee, you'd have to be desperate to go to bed with Barnaby...is the poor girl blind?  

 Wacko 


I will respectfully welcome you back and let that one go through to the keeper, JJ.
Back to Top
Passing Through View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 09 Jan 2013
Location: Australia
Status: Online
Points: 26814
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Passing Through Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 6:23am
Originally posted by jujuno jujuno wrote:

gee, you'd have to be desperate to go to bed with Barnaby...is the poor girl blind?  

 Wacko 

Both drunk, and it is being reported that that first ''magic moment'' took place in his office on the floor under the Australian flag(patriot to the core) An excess of alcohol was involved in all the cases yet to be made public. Barney has a bit of a problem with the drink at Nationals functions apparently. 

Back to Top
oneonesit View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 06 Aug 2012
Status: Offline
Points: 11253
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote oneonesit Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 7:21am
Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:

Originally posted by jujuno jujuno wrote:

gee, you'd have to be desperate to go to bed with Barnaby...is the poor girl blind?  

 Wacko 


Both drunk, and it is being reported that that first ''magic moment'' took place in his office on the floor under the Australian flag(patriot to the core) An excess of alcohol was involved in all the cases yet to be made public. Barney has a bit of a problem with the drink at Nationals functions apparently. 

You seem to have a lot of inside mail PT.
Scientist & Global Warming Expert
Back to Top
Passing Through View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 09 Jan 2013
Location: Australia
Status: Online
Points: 26814
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Passing Through Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 7:23am
I am only guessing oneoneWink
Back to Top
Shawy38 View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 13 Jun 2015
Status: Offline
Points: 6877
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Shawy38 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 8:38am
He likes beer and women, must be an Aussie?

Oh wait
Back to Top
acacia alba View Drop Down
Champion
Champion


Joined: 31 Oct 2010
Status: Offline
Points: 24488
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote acacia alba Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 9:16am
What about the girlfriend ?  Does she not get any blame ?  She knew he had a wife and 4 kids at home, but she still went along with things.  Plainly she went along with things more than once Wink since they are living together and having a kid .  But its still all his fault ?? Confused
And for the record, re my previous post, I am not blaming his wife.  I am saying families living apart is no good for a healthy marriage .  Wives need to realise this, and if husbands get work away from home, and its permament, then pack up and move with him and make a home where he is, if you want to hold the marriage tegether.  Living in seperate places never works.
animals before people.
Back to Top
acacia alba View Drop Down
Champion
Champion


Joined: 31 Oct 2010
Status: Offline
Points: 24488
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote acacia alba Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 9:19am


Originally posted by jujuno jujuno wrote:

gee, you'd have to be desperate to go to bed with Barnaby...is the poor girl blind?  

 Wacko 


Thats what alcohol is for, JJ.  Wink
6 scooners turns a dog into a fox.
animals before people.
Back to Top
Shawy38 View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 13 Jun 2015
Status: Offline
Points: 6877
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Shawy38 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 9:22am
Originally posted by acacia alba acacia alba wrote:

What about the girlfriend ?  Does she not get any blame ?  She knew he had a wife and 4 kids at home, but she still went along with things.  Plainly she went along with things more than once Wink since they are living together and having a kid .  But its still all his fault ?? Confused
And for the record, re my previous post, I am not blaming his wife.  I am saying families living apart is no good for a healthy marriage .  Wives need to realise this, and if husbands get work away from home, and its permament, then pack up and move with him and make a home where he is, if you want to hold the marriage tegether.  Living in seperate places never works.

Why should the wife have to give up her home/job/friends? Maybe the man could quit his job and focus more on a family lifestyle if he has an urge to bang a colleague
Back to Top
Isaac soloman View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 13 Oct 2015
Status: Offline
Points: 2735
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Isaac soloman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 10:04am
ssm and #metoo and you are outraged?

some on here sound like they are living in the dark ages.

the wife will get a nice little payout and barnaby has just signed onto a new family, at his age? dick....


Back to Top
acacia alba View Drop Down
Champion
Champion


Joined: 31 Oct 2010
Status: Offline
Points: 24488
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote acacia alba Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 10:19am
I am not outraged at all.  LOL  More thoroughly amused that everyone is amazed this happened.  How many times have we been thru all this with pollies, and another one gets caught with his duds down, and its front page news.Wacko  Again !  Thumbs Down You can go back as far as PM Chifley who died in the flat of the mistress , and work down the list from there.   Its been going on since Adam was a boy, yet everyone is outraged, except for me  !LOL  Get real !!
Got his kids all grown up, and he signs on for another baby at 50 years old.   What bliss.  Wink  What punishment rather Thumbs Up

animals before people.
Back to Top
Gay3 View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group


Joined: 19 Feb 2007
Location: Ballarat
Status: Offline
Points: 31674
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Gay3 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 10:44am
Why should we expect pollies to be any different from the general population? Confused
They're human beings doing what comes naturally & whilst we mightn't approve of the behaviour, I certainly don't see a need for front page coverage. Media beat up as per usual!

Experience is something you gain a few minutes after you could have used it!
Back to Top
Passing Through View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 09 Jan 2013
Location: Australia
Status: Online
Points: 26814
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Passing Through Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 10:53am
It is our business if say for instance a Deputy PM or even a lowly back-bencher is conducting his extra curricular activities at the expense of the taxpayer, by for example keeping multiple households and charging travelling or other expenses to us. Also if as a result of  his behavior he and others cover up and for example move people into much higher paid jobs and pay hush money out of said expenses. Say there might have been multiple instances of this happening, how much is his behavior costing us?   

This business has a long way to run yet
Back to Top
Isaac soloman View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 13 Oct 2015
Status: Offline
Points: 2735
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Isaac soloman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 11:27am
pt and his innuendo.

you pick and choose where you want to dish it pt.


Back to Top
maccamax View Drop Down
Champion
Champion


Joined: 19 Jun 2010
Status: Offline
Points: 26212
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote maccamax Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 11:28am
Originally posted by Gay3 Gay3 wrote:

Why should we expect pollies to be any different from the general population? Confused
They're human beings doing what comes naturally & whilst we mightn't approve of the behaviour, I certainly don't see a need for front page coverage. Media beat up as per usual!



But he lied to Parliament gay3....
.He swore he was putting viagra into his tea cup to stop the "dunked" biscuits from going soft.   
Back to Top
Isaac soloman View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 13 Oct 2015
Status: Offline
Points: 2735
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Isaac soloman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 11:31am
just announced on abc that consenting adults is their business, and dismissed by the politicians..

however....pt will make a mountain out of a mole hill...and dont we all know that!
Back to Top
Passing Through View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 09 Jan 2013
Location: Australia
Status: Online
Points: 26814
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Passing Through Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 11:35am
Originally posted by Isaac soloman Isaac soloman wrote:

just announced on abc that consenting adults is their business, and dismissed by the politicians..

however....pt will make a mountain out of a mole hill...and dont we all know that!

Hey, it isn't the evil Chinese and their quest for global domination, but it affects taxpayer dollars and so is importantWink
Back to Top
Passing Through View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 09 Jan 2013
Location: Australia
Status: Online
Points: 26814
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Passing Through Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 11:45am

Barnaby Joyce’s affair and baby: Minister mate Matt Canavan invented job for Vikki Campion


RESOURCES Minister Matt Canavan created a new high-salary job for Barnaby Joyce’s girlfriend as the affair created serious dysfunction in the Deputy Prime Minister’s office.

Back to Top
djebel View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 07 Mar 2007
Status: Offline
Points: 37085
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote djebel Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 12:07pm
Originally posted by Gay3 Gay3 wrote:

Why should we expect pollies to be any different from the general population? Confused
They're human beings doing what comes naturally & whilst we mightn't approve of the behaviour, I certainly don't see a need for front page coverage. Media beat up as per usual!



Because they set themselves up and make laws based on their moral compass.



STRIKE WHILST THE IRON IS HOT

reductio ad absurdum

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

Back to Top
djebel View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 07 Mar 2007
Status: Offline
Points: 37085
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote djebel Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 12:13pm
What did Charles Dickens mean when he said it was "The best of times it was the worst of times" ?

We live in an incredible time of knowledge and technology but a dodgy time of quality humanity.


STRIKE WHILST THE IRON IS HOT

reductio ad absurdum

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

Back to Top
Passing Through View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 09 Jan 2013
Location: Australia
Status: Online
Points: 26814
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Passing Through Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 12:57pm
From  Fairfax journalist, Jacqueline Maley

Note....not consensual relationshipWink

Sounds like someone is doing a story on something Shocked



Back to Top
Passing Through View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 09 Jan 2013
Location: Australia
Status: Online
Points: 26814
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Passing Through Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 1:03pm
Originally posted by Isaac soloman Isaac soloman wrote:

just announced on abc that consenting adults is their business, and dismissed by the politicians..

however....pt will make a mountain out of a mole hill...and dont we all know that!

If a Deputy PM who has a highest level security clearance is engaging in nefarious activities that are being covered up, is he open to blackmail by his staff or the Chinese or Russian or any  govt who know about it through their routine intelligence gathering and spying?
Back to Top
oneonesit View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 06 Aug 2012
Status: Offline
Points: 11253
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote oneonesit Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 1:13pm
Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:

Originally posted by Isaac soloman Isaac soloman wrote:

just announced on abc that consenting adults is their business, and dismissed by the politicians..

however....pt will make a mountain out of a mole hill...and dont we all know that!

If a Deputy PM who has a highest level security clearance is engaging in nefarious activities that are being covered up, is he open to blackmail by his staff or the Chinese or Russian or any  govt who know about it through their routine intelligence gathering and spying?
Did you ask the same regarding your mate Bob Hawke PT ? He was a bit of a player wasn't he ? Oh that's right.....he's excused...he was a larrikin after all !
Scientist & Global Warming Expert
Back to Top
Passing Through View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 09 Jan 2013
Location: Australia
Status: Online
Points: 26814
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Passing Through Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 1:15pm
Originally posted by oneonesit oneonesit wrote:

Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:

Originally posted by Isaac soloman Isaac soloman wrote:

just announced on abc that consenting adults is their business, and dismissed by the politicians..

however....pt will make a mountain out of a mole hill...and dont we all know that!

If a Deputy PM who has a highest level security clearance is engaging in nefarious activities that are being covered up, is he open to blackmail by his staff or the Chinese or Russian or any  govt who know about it through their routine intelligence gathering and spying?
Did you ask the same regarding your mate Bob Hawke PT ? He was a bit of a player wasn't he ? Oh that's right.....he's excused...he was a larrikin after all !

I dont remember the thread on Bob Hawke. Perhaps you could find it for meThumbs Up
Back to Top
TIGER View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: Earth
Status: Offline
Points: 6892
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote TIGER Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 1:16pm
What's the old saying

It takes two to tango
Hidden In Hollywood
Back to Top
Isaac soloman View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 13 Oct 2015
Status: Offline
Points: 2735
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Isaac soloman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 1:19pm
Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:

From  Fairfax journalist, Jacqueline Maley

Note....not consensual relationshipWink

Sounds like someone is doing a story on something Shocked




touting for business. how disgusting. one of your mates pt?


Back to Top
Isaac soloman View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 13 Oct 2015
Status: Offline
Points: 2735
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Isaac soloman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 1:20pm
as i said, in this age of ssm anything goes....
Back to Top
oneonesit View Drop Down
Champion
Champion
Avatar

Joined: 06 Aug 2012
Status: Offline
Points: 11253
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote oneonesit Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Feb 2018 at 1:20pm
Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:

Originally posted by oneonesit oneonesit wrote:

Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:

Originally posted by Isaac soloman Isaac soloman wrote:

just announced on abc that consenting adults is their business, and dismissed by the politicians..

however....pt will make a mountain out of a mole hill...and dont we all know that!

If a Deputy PM who has a highest level security clearance is engaging in nefarious activities that are being covered up, is he open to blackmail by his staff or the Chinese or Russian or any  govt who know about it through their routine intelligence gathering and spying?
Did you ask the same regarding your mate Bob Hawke PT ? He was a bit of a player wasn't he ? Oh that's right.....he's excused...he was a larrikin after all !

I dont remember the thread on Bob Hawke. Perhaps you could find it for meThumbs Up
Yes sorry - just thought with all that inside intelligence you seem to have you might have been able to fill me in !
Scientist & Global Warming Expert
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <12345 13>
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 11.10
Copyright ©2001-2017 Web Wiz Ltd.

This page was generated in 0.063 seconds.