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Amazing that some folks pretend (I hope) to find nothing funny in that list. Greta arriving on a Minke whale? Come on. He missed a few favourite Rightard targets though...

Jan: Elton John has shocked nobody by dying a year after the release of his biopic Rocket Man. Custody of his and David's children has been passed to Charlize Theron, who vows to give the children freedom to identify with whichever gender and species they choose. "They are still discerning things," Ms Theron told the Guardian with a smile. "Little Zach is so cute. He said he's still not sure what gender means, but he wouldn't mind trying a few years as a flying horse."
Feb: Pope Francis has accidentally knocked out a quadriplegic nun whose wheelchair rolled over his toe during his Make South America Great Again tour of California. At his press conference on the plane trip back to his humble stable in Rome he declined to comment on his seemingly violent actions, preferring to speak about the evils of "rigidity" and "dominating spaces."
March: Alexandra Occasio-Cortez has been pronounced dead after covering herself with fly spray and leaping off the Chrysler building wearing a red cape.
April: Nancy Pelosi is suing New York's top opthalmologist, claiming that her husband has lost all interest in sex after his recent cataract surgery.
May: TBV member Whale's latest prolonged disappearance from the forum is beginning to concern moderators, who insist that he wasn't banned this time.
June: The Booker Award for Fiction has been jointly awarded to all 13 nominees. The judging panel said that the decision marks "an end to archaic binary concepts of winners and losers, and a recognition of the equally valid artistic visions of all feminists, old and new." On the day of the decision unexplained cracks began appearing in the floor of Westminster Abbey. Salman Rushdie has gone into hiding after suggesting it was caused by dozens of literary greats rolling in their graves.

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Originally posted by Dr E Dr E wrote:

Feel free to add more predictions ... don't leave all the heavy lifting to Whale!Cry

Come on Doc, you are trying to ramp it up so it doesn't end up in Sad Threads Smile

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Just reread Whales attempt to be humorous - & guess what- it was actually not too bad. Would probably have qualified for the 2019 TBV Most Humorous Post Award. Unfortunately its not 2019 anymore LOL
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Typical though - timing has never been one of his strong points
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Missed the obvious one:

13. One of Redemption's many "insiders" gives her a tip which actually comes true Shocked Would be more likely if the Hungarian insider stopped giving horse racing tips and the racecourse tout kept out of European politics. Confused
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Originally posted by Dr E Dr E wrote:

Feel free to add more predictions ... don't leave all the heavy lifting to Whale!Cry

Jan/ A deluge of rain hits NSW and puts out the fires, meanwhile Doc chairs the bankstown climate deniers meeting in knee deep water at the municipal hall. As the water rises they are all rescued by greenies in tinnies

Feb/ Scomo holds a special sitting of parliament at Hillsong church to thank God for putting out the fires.

March/  Israel Folau tweets that he and god love all gay people and they will not go to Hell. He also tweets that he is fit and ready to play if anyone is keen to sign him up

April/ It's only april and Doc breaks his record by backing his first winner for the year

May/ Australians are shocked when Scomo announces a policy.

June/ in the spirit of inclusiveness Izzy finally gets a contract up with sydney gay rugby team the convicts
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14 .  Macca will make a more disgusting comment than his furnace one, hard to believe I know
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Originally posted by Afros Afros wrote:

The evidence is littered throughout Joffs and also in the Racing forum back when you contained your rantings to Gai Waterhouse.

So you are making it up because you have nothing ... thanks for clarifying that.Thumbs Up
In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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Originally posted by stayer stayer wrote:

Amazing that some folks pretend (I hope) to find nothing funny in that list. Greta arriving on a Minke whale? Come on. He missed a few favourite Rightard targets though...

Jan: Elton John has shocked nobody by dying a year after the release of his biopic Rocket Man. Custody of his and David's children has been passed to Charlize Theron, who vows to give the children freedom to identify with whichever gender and species they choose. "They are still discerning things," Ms Theron told the Guardian with a smile. "Little Zach is so cute. He said he's still not sure what gender means, but he wouldn't mind trying a few years as a flying horse."
Feb: Pope Francis has accidentally knocked out a quadriplegic nun whose wheelchair rolled over his toe during his Make South America Great Again tour of California. At his press conference on the plane trip back to his humble stable in Rome he declined to comment on his seemingly violent actions, preferring to speak about the evils of "rigidity" and "dominating spaces."
March: Alexandra Occasio-Cortez has been pronounced dead after covering herself with fly spray and leaping off the Chrysler building wearing a red cape.
April: Nancy Pelosi is suing New York's top opthalmologist, claiming that her husband has lost all interest in sex after his recent cataract surgery.
May: TBV member Whale's latest prolonged disappearance from the forum is beginning to concern moderators, who insist that he wasn't banned this time.
June: The Booker Award for Fiction has been jointly awarded to all 13 nominees. The judging panel said that the decision marks "an end to archaic binary concepts of winners and losers, and a recognition of the equally valid artistic visions of all feminists, old and new." On the day of the decision unexplained cracks began appearing in the floor of Westminster Abbey. Salman Rushdie has gone into hiding after suggesting it was caused by dozens of literary greats rolling in their graves.

Part 2 when I can think of anyone else and decide what happened to Whale...

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Originally posted by marble marble wrote:

Originally posted by Dr E Dr E wrote:

Feel free to add more predictions ... don't leave all the heavy lifting to Whale!Cry

Jan/ A deluge of rain hits NSW and puts out the fires, meanwhile Doc chairs the bankstown climate deniers meeting in knee deep water at the municipal hall. As the water rises they are all rescued by greenies in tinnies

Feb/ Scomo holds a special sitting of parliament at Hillsong church to thank God for putting out the fires.

March/  Israel Folau tweets that he and god love all gay people and they will not go to Hell. He also tweets that he is fit and ready to play if anyone is keen to sign him up

April/ It's only april and Doc breaks his record by backing his first winner for the year

May/ Australians are shocked when Scomo announces a policy.

June/ in the spirit of inclusiveness Izzy finally gets a contract up with sydney gay rugby team the convicts
there motto is never leave your mates behind

Shocked

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Originally posted by Dr E Dr E wrote:

Originally posted by Afros Afros wrote:

The evidence is littered throughout Joffs and also in the Racing forum back when you contained your rantings to Gai Waterhouse.


So you are making it up because you have nothing ... thanks for clarifying that.Thumbs Up


Well the near nightly rantings in these forums are about all the evidence I need...
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Originally posted by stayer stayer wrote:

Amazing that some folks pretend (I hope) to find nothing funny in that list. Greta arriving on a Minke whale? Come on. He missed a few favourite Rightard targets though...

Jan: Elton John has shocked nobody by dying a year after the release of his biopic Rocket Man. Custody of his and David's children has been passed to Charlize Theron, who vows to give the children freedom to identify with whichever gender and species they choose. "They are still discerning things," Ms Theron told the Guardian with a smile. "Little Zach is so cute. He said he's still not sure what gender means, but he wouldn't mind trying a few years as a flying horse."
Feb: Pope Francis has accidentally knocked out a quadriplegic nun whose wheelchair rolled over his toe during his Make South America Great Again tour of California. At his press conference on the plane trip back to his humble stable in Rome he declined to comment on his seemingly violent actions, preferring to speak about the evils of "rigidity" and "dominating spaces."
March: Alexandra Occasio-Cortez has been pronounced dead after covering herself with fly spray and leaping off the Chrysler building wearing a red cape.
April: Nancy Pelosi is suing New York's top opthalmologist, claiming that her husband has lost all interest in sex after his recent cataract surgery.
May: TBV member Whale's latest prolonged disappearance from the forum is beginning to concern moderators, who insist that he wasn't banned this time.
June: The Booker Award for Fiction has been jointly awarded to all 13 nominees. The judging panel said that the decision marks "an end to archaic binary concepts of winners and losers, and a recognition of the equally valid artistic visions of all feminists, old and new." On the day of the decision unexplained cracks began appearing in the floor of Westminster Abbey. Salman Rushdie has gone into hiding after suggesting it was caused by dozens of literary greats rolling in their graves.

Part 2 when I can think of anyone else and decide what happened to Whale...

 totally brilliant...I'm snickering...

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Originally posted by marble marble wrote:

Originally posted by Dr E Dr E wrote:

Feel free to add more predictions ... don't leave all the heavy lifting to Whale!Cry

Jan/ A deluge of rain hits NSW and puts out the fires, meanwhile Doc chairs the bankstown climate deniers meeting in knee deep water at the municipal hall. As the water rises they are all rescued by greenies in tinnies

Feb/ Scomo holds a special sitting of parliament at Hillsong church to thank God for putting out the fires.

March/  Israel Folau tweets that he and god love all gay people and they will not go to Hell. He also tweets that he is fit and ready to play if anyone is keen to sign him up

April/ It's only april and Doc breaks his record by backing his first winner for the year

May/ Australians are shocked when Scomo announces a policy.

June/ in the spirit of inclusiveness Izzy finally gets a contract up with sydney gay rugby team the convicts
there motto is never leave your mates behind

 Laughing so hard, my ribs hurt...ClapClapClap

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Originally posted by Afros Afros wrote:

Originally posted by Dr E Dr E wrote:

Originally posted by Afros Afros wrote:

Originally posted by Whale Whale wrote:

Somewhat clever,  well smarter than Bolt Smile not at all funny, behind the words you can sense a right wing extremist bitterly venting , sad ideologue


I like how they threw the joke about Scomo and holidays in, rightards think that makes it a balanced article.


It's not meant to be a balanced article - just funny - mission accomplished!Big smile

All you hateful humorless leftards going "RRRRREEEEEEEE!!!" about it is just a bonus!Thumbs Up


You really are a strange little man.

 that last post has me totally cracked up...so succinct...LOL

 
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Originally posted by Whale Whale wrote:

Originally posted by stayer stayer wrote:

Go on Whale, give us some of your own.


1. Macca's family will finally get sick of waiting for their inheritance and put his pillow to good use.

2. Stayer will be arrested for kiddy fiddling and put in a cell with George Pell

3. Doc's big mouth will finally prove his undoing, an enraged customer at his falafel stand will beat him to a pulp, leaving him in a vegetative state , only able to utter RRREEEEEEE 

4.Baghdad Bob wiill take up pumping iron, discover steroids and double his weight to 100 kg. Unfortunately in the process his already ting balls will shrink even more, to Macca's size.

5> oneonesit will finally strike the jackpot at the club pokies and will be able to move out of his Housing Commission flat.

6. On one of his numerous flights E + E will be mistaken for a terrorist and spend the next 10 years in prison, making numerous pleas to PM Albo to get him out.

7. Marble will be awarded and honorary doctorate in recognition of her brillant refutal and patience in explaing things to Doc

8. PT will be recognised as a visionary when all his predictions about the orange mobster come to pass.

9. Whale will have a brilliant, exciting, financially lucrative year, as usual

10. Take2 will actually have a winning day at a venue somewhere in Australia

11. SC will win Tassie tipping , finally

12 .Kirk Douglas will die





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Originally posted by Afros Afros wrote:

Originally posted by Dr E Dr E wrote:

Originally posted by Afros Afros wrote:

The evidence is littered throughout Joffs and also in the Racing forum back when you contained your rantings to Gai Waterhouse.


So you are making it up because you have nothing ... thanks for clarifying that.Thumbs Up


Well the near nightly rantings in these forums are about all the evidence I need...
Are you just going to keep on posting nothing? ... do better, you can!
In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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TBV ,      Accepted as half dead now .

   Will progress to being 75% dead during 2020 .    As Donald wins the election.
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Fair point Macca. I mean how many losses can the average bloke take ?
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Originally posted by Dr E Dr E wrote:

Originally posted by Afros Afros wrote:

Originally posted by Dr E Dr E wrote:

Originally posted by Afros Afros wrote:

The evidence is littered throughout Joffs and also in the Racing forum back when you contained your rantings to Gai Waterhouse.


So you are making it up because you have nothing ... thanks for clarifying that.Thumbs Up


Well the near nightly rantings in these forums are about all the evidence I need...
Are you just going to keep on posting nothing? ... do better, you can!

Well its not like your rantings are hard to find, they occur frequently and across all topics.

Are you going to include the UN installing this totalitarian world government in your 2020 predictions or will it be a slower build into that?
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With the fires that have ravaged the states I have a feeling honey production may drop and the price could skyrocket, so today I bought a couple of kilos to tied me over , enjoy it with ginger for tea making and a dollop with apple cider vinegar when required. so pred. No.1.
No.2. Latrell Mitchell to Souths and the Roosters to blame Scomo for loosing G.F.
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Food costs will sky rocket.
Farmers will be gone.
Fires will continue to rage .
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The fires will end.

The rain will come and break the drought.

The Media will go "Rrrrreeeeee!!!" when ScoMo shakes hands with an ungrateful feral flood victim with a pig on a leash.
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In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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2007 Howard Govt Garnaut Report on Climate. 

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2007 Howard Govt Garnaut Report on Climate. 


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Meghan will be running to become President in 2020.
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Originally posted by Whale Whale wrote:

Originally posted by stayer stayer wrote:

Go on Whale, give us some of your own.

1. Macca's family will finally get sick of waiting for their inheritance and put his pillow to good use.

2. Stayer will be arrested for kiddy fiddling and put in a cell with George Pell

3. Doc's big mouth will finally prove his undoing, an enraged customer at his falafel stand will beat him to a pulp, leaving him in a vegetative state , only able to utter RRREEEEEEE 

4.Baghdad Bob wiill take up pumping iron, discover steroids and double his weight to 100 kg. Unfortunately in the process his already ting balls will shrink even more, to Macca's size.

5> oneonesit will finally strike the jackpot at the club pokies and will be able to move out of his Housing Commission flat.

6. On one of his numerous flights E + E will be mistaken for a terrorist and spend the next 10 years in prison, making numerous pleas to PM Albo to get him out.

7. Marble will be awarded and honorary doctorate in recognition of her brillant refutal and patience in explaing things to Doc

8. PT will be recognised as a visionary when all his predictions about the orange mobster come to pass.

9. Whale will have a brilliant, exciting, financially lucrative year, as usual

10. Take2 will actually have a winning day at a venue somewhere in Australia

11. SC will win Tassie tipping , finally

12 .Kirk Douglas will die
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