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Originally posted by Shammy Davis Shammy Davis wrote:

Originally posted by maccamax maccamax wrote:

lol.. Reminds me of that great question.
if you have a moth ball in your left hand and a moth ball in your right hand.   WHAT do you have ?.
A big moth.


Great question?

I don't get it.
Yeah, yeah...walking along the beach the other day & I saw a cricket ball in the sand...stooped down, picked it up & put in my pocket...another 20 metres along I saw another cricket ball in the sand....stooped down, picked it up & put it in my pocket....another 20 metres along I found a dead cricket !
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Originally posted by maccamax maccamax wrote:

Originally posted by Whale Whale wrote:

noticed  LOL,  see what I mean Ouch

lol.   You are right on both counts .   96 kph is the average .      But where time isn't involved , like cricket innings .. 80 and 120 is av 100 over the 2 innings.
   We didn't get much at school but maths and English were top priority.   Being around racecourses is a big maths improver as you are forever doing the percentages. I was working at age 13. In a dairy of all places. No wonder I fondle the old hooters with such expertise.
and pleasure.
AND , YES I did score a few time with the 4 legged variety too.
 
Looks like those kiwi sheep shaggers don't have it all to themselves.
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Right, well this is one I'm happy to take your word as being correct !
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Originally posted by oneonesit oneonesit wrote:

Originally posted by Shammy Davis Shammy Davis wrote:

Originally posted by maccamax maccamax wrote:

lol.. Reminds me of that great question.
if you have a moth ball in your left hand and a moth ball in your right hand.   WHAT do you have ?.
A big moth.


Great question?

I don't get it.
Yeah, yeah...walking along the beach the other day & I saw a cricket ball in the sand...stooped down, picked it up & put in my pocket...another 20 metres along I saw another cricket ball in the sand....stooped down, picked it up & put it in my pocket....another 20 metres along I found a dead cricket !

I've watched the game a couple of times on the TV and the cricket balls look a great deal larger than you describe them.  When you Ozzies walk the beaches do you normally carry tweezers?LOL
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Tweezers Shammy.   Aussie men have a good use for them in front of the urinal and the girls don't only pluck their eye brows ? downunder.
   They are a part of our National dress.











































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Maxie: Are you "tweezing" me with this line of bull gelati?LOL  I'm thinking the men in OZ, according to you, need tweezers to unzip and get the faucet out.  Haven't you been watching the TV.  There are all sorts of ads for feminine devices that aid in hair removal.  All $19.95 and if you call right now you get two for the same price, just pay the additional shipping and handling.  Ask Ms Fiddles, she'll know about these new modern appliances.  

Have you checked in with your doctor lately?  He needs to look you over for cobwebs that are obscuring your thinking.
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Fiddles gets plucked often   [ No Whale it is not a spelling mistake ]
But Shammy , One of my lif's ambitions was to have a pillow made of Pubic hair.    I had to give that up after I ran out of tooth picks.
But in later life when I'm enjoying the seedless watermelon I take the teeth out.











































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macca is so small and shrivelled the only way he can hold it to pee is with some tweezers
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Originally posted by maccamax maccamax wrote:

Fiddles gets plucked often   [ No Whale it is not a spelling mistake ]
But Shammy , One of my lif's ambitions was to have a pillow made of Pubic hair.    I had to give that up after I ran out of tooth picks.
But in later life when I'm enjoying the seedless watermelon I take the teeth out.


why are you trolling me stinky..???


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Originally posted by Fiddlesticks Fiddlesticks wrote:

Originally posted by maccamax maccamax wrote:

Fiddles gets plucked often   [ No Whale it is not a spelling mistake ]
But Shammy , One of my lif's ambitions was to have a pillow made of Pubic hair.    I had to give that up after I ran out of tooth picks.
But in later life when I'm enjoying the seedless watermelon I take the teeth out.


why are you trolling me stinky..???




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What nationality are you whale..?


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Originally posted by Fiddlesticks Fiddlesticks wrote:

What nationality are you whale..?


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not a snivelling pom.
why do you want to know?
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Just curious, I recall you said you weren't Anglo Saxon, what does it hurt to give up your nationality, I think it's interesting where people come from...
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Originally posted by Whale Whale wrote:

Australian 


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Not Indonesian LOL
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Whale isn't your middle and last name "boat people?"

Maxie, I'll never look at a pillow the same way again.
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Originally posted by Shammy Davis Shammy Davis wrote:

Whale isn't your middle and last name "boat people?"

Maxie, I'll never look at a pillow the same way again.


Whale is from Yugoslavia.     Take 6/4











































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Originally posted by Shammy Davis Shammy Davis wrote:

Whale isn't your middle and last name "boat people?"

Maxie, I'll never look at a pillow the same way again.


Whale is from Yugoslavia.     Take 6/4



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This thread is about imaginary obits not unimaginable orgasms.
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Originally posted by Shammy Davis Shammy Davis wrote:

Whale isn't your middle and last name "boat people?"

Maxie, I'll never look at a pillow the same way again.


   I've just had a laugh at an ancient thread.

Thought I'd let Shammy know I now have finally finished that pillow.

Not easy either as I'd no sooner got more tooth picks than the Ladies Razors came on the market.

I don't mind really ..... just takes a bit longer.
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