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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote acacia alba Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Mar 2019 at 12:25am
Holy crap, the PC mob have gone mad.  Its such a shame when the Ozzie humour gets shunted and called racist.
Thats the way the world is going now. 
So sraight laced and so humourless.
No one can laugh at them selves. 
Its all about being PC,  and there the humour gets lost.
Such a sad lot the PC brigade.   They just dont do funnies.Cry



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Have you ever thought AA that its a moron with about 10 different IDs just stirring the pot

But your right, you can't laugh anymore, everyone must be serious

From now on the PC brigade must proofread the joke with serious attention
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Good point Gai, I’m with you. The Irish seem to be able to take it on the nose 👍😁
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Gay, getting u mixed up with another well known Gai 😊
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Have you ever thought AA that its a moron with about 10 different IDs just stirring the pot

Now there,s a thought Thumbs Up

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Clancy@theoverflow 

I had written him a text
Which I'd sent, hoping the next
Time he came in mobile coverage
He'd have time to say hello.
But I'd heard he'd lost his iPhone,
So I emailed him from my smart phone,
Just addressed, on spec, as follows:
clancy@theoverflow

And the answer redirected 
Wasn't quite what I'd expected
And it wasn't from the shearing mate
Who'd answered once before.
His ISP provider wrote it
And verbatim I will quote it:
'This account has been suspended:
You won't hear from him any more.'

In my wild erratic fancy
Visions come to me of Clancy:
Out of reach of mobile coverage
Where the Western rivers flow.
Instead of tapping on the small screen,
He'd be camping by the tall green
River gums, a pleasure
That the town folk never know.

Well, the bush has friends to meet him
But the rest of us can't greet him:
Out there, even Telstra's network
Doesn't give you any bars.
He can't blog the vision splendid
Of the sunlit plains extended
Or tweet the wondrous glory
Of the everlasting stars.

I am sitting at the keyboard,
I'm too stressed out to be bored
As I answer all the emails
By the deadlines they contain.
While my screen fills with promotions
For lotions and strange potions
   And announcements of the million-dollarPrizes I can claim.

But the looming deadlines haunt me
And their harassing senders taunt me
That they need response this evening
For tomorrow is too late!
But their texts, too quickly ended,
Often can't be comprehended
For their writers have no time to think
They have no time to wait.

And I sometimes rather fancy
That I'd like to trade with Clancy:
Just set up an email bouncer
Saying 'Sorry, had to go.'
While he faced an inbox jamming
Up with deadlines and with spamming
As he signed off every message:
clancy@theoverflow.

                      with apologies to A.B. ("Banjo") Paterson

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As I was walking through Bankstown I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."

I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Pauline Hanson`s book on the Australian Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and Nigerians ?"

The clerk said, "kiss off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

 

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So true
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I had a wild night on the drink , drugs & wild sex , Finally I passed out.

Eventually, I returned to consciousness ,    I was in bed with a really ugly woman.

That's when I realised , Thank God , I had got home safely.
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Tiger Woods goes to Ireland


On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dose?, asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"

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