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Very Good AA
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A retired older couple returned to a Corvette dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.


 

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, " Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $85,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $72,000 to the lovely young lady there.  And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."

 

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. " Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist? ", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

 

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man. " There you go," she said. " I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day." Once again ... don't mess with seniors.

 


 

animals before people.
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You will like the last one better, Macca LOL
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Originally posted by acacia alba acacia alba wrote:

You will like the last one better, Macca LOL


I did.    The Ladies have it made aye .
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