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waggamick
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Posted: 16 Feb 2017 at 2:38pm |
Sick of hearing everyone else's conspiracy theories I've decided to start my own.
I encourage anyone reading this to add to my conspiracy or better still come up with one of your own. It can be events of the day be they political, sporting or otherwise. I emphasise that these conspiracies are satirical not to be taken seriously and are pure fantasies and just a product of my cynical and twisted mind. To start the ball rolling: MELANIA TRUMP RUSSIAN SPY Why is the new president so gun shy when it comes to any mention of Russia? What have they got over him? The First lady Melania Trump (nee Melanija Navs) was born in Novo Mesto in what was then the Socialist Republic of Slovenia in April 1970. Vladimir Putin was just finishing High School and it wasn't unknown for USSR students to holiday in the then Yugoslavia before starting university. It was in Novo Mesto while lodging with the Navs and the young Vladimir was attracted to Melania's mother, Amalija. Melania grew up never knowing that Vladimir Putin was in fact her real father and is as a result..Donald Trump's Father In Law. As Melania grew up her beauty was seen as an asset by the KGB of whom Vladimir had become a member in 1975. The strict vetting of future agents had exposed the father daughter link. Having been recruited by the KGB she was planted in the USA in 1996 as a model where two years later she 'met' Donald Trump. Initially planted to establish links with Trump's political contacts, even the KGB were stunned by Trump's running for President. When his successful election became an outside chance his Father In Law stepped up to the plate and set his hackers the task to even up the election. And where are Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin going to have their first face to face since the election? Slovenia of course. |
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How about this one? Ivanka Trump posting Instagram Croatian holiday happy snaps with Wendi Deng, Putin's alleged girlfriend and ex wife of Rupert Murdoch. |
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If Ms Trump and Ms Deng are just long time best friends through Rupert and were just catching up, as is claimed, it might explain Fox News being the only media organisation supporting Trump
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waggamick
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of course...it's getting a little incestuous but it all makes sense...Putin-Melania-Trump-murdoch-deng-ivanka-melania-putin.......KGB-FOX-USA.......... Her birth name was Deng Wenge (邓文革),[5] Wenge meaning "Cultural Revolution."[6] She changed it in her teens.........i can see the illuminati or Opus Dei raising their world dominating heads soon....
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Donald Trump is part Mexican, he doesn't want to show his birth certificate
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I can definitely get around the story that Megan Markle isn’t actually pregnant. Sure, she’ll produce a baby after the due date, and it’ll probably even come with the right DNA, but the manufacturing and production will have taken place in Beyoncé & Jay-Z’s surrogate farm.
Not that there’s anything untoward about the whole setup (assuming Queen Bey takes care of her incubators). It’s just another entry into the ledger of fake gelatie that that family & their network will fabricate to keep appearances up. |
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maccamax
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I have no doubt if Melania was to meet Donald Trump back then , she would have been planted for sure . AND has been getting "Planted" ever since. But how would that help Russia.
PT is the Plant Wagga. |
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The UN runs the world, George Soros wants to destroy every nation on earth, nations without borders
All bible prophecy |
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