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AndiCap
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Posted: 22 Apr 2018 at 8:08pm |
Lets see if we can have a few laughs without going beyond the pale....
We all know Spike Milligan's tombstone 'I told you I was sick' Two categories- (two posts only please) 1. Using copious quantities of originality, what would you have on your tombstone? 2. Keeping in mind the opening line, what would your inscription be for any other one member of the village based soley on their 'persona' here on the village? To make it even more interesting... IF ....I say IF...I run a Royal Ascot comp this year I will pay the entry fee for the two categories based on the replies that someone* found to be the most original and humorous. * I may invite a 'celebrity' to be the judge. Let's have em!
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saintly96
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Mine will say....
I'd rather be reading this. |
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AndiCap
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@saintly
That was bloody quick...(that could also be mine)
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Carioca
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"Anyone gotta match" |
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ThreeBears
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I want a second opinion. |
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oneonesit
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"You want to see what happened to the other bloke"
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Refer ALP Election Promises
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oneonesit
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Judge Holden.... "I told you bastards that Climate Change was real"
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oneonesit
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PT..."OK...2 taps on the stone means they got Trump"
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oneonesit
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Acacia..."Animals before people"
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saintly96
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I was hoping for a pyramid.
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oneonesit
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Exceed & Excel...."another happy Dead Pool comp player"
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brave_ponies
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Back in 5 minutes
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Gay3
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Wisdom has been chasing me but I've always outrun it!
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ThreeBears
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Not too soft, not too firm, this box is just right.
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Shawy38
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“If you can read this, you’re standing on my boobs”
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Prince of Penzance
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It’s dark down here
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Prince of Penzance
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Race 6 Number 7
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Ticino
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Hello,
"So many Pedigrees, so many horses, my lifetime was simply too short" Regards, Ticino
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jujuno
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some good ones there...
mine will read: In case you hadn't noticed, I'm gone... |
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Desert War, Rain Lover, Latin Knight, Hay List, Mustard...my turf heroes...
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acacia alba
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Never get mad. Just get even .
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animals before people.
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jujuno
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that was Macca's...and it bombed, despite the preview succeeding...
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Desert War, Rain Lover, Latin Knight, Hay List, Mustard...my turf heroes...
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acacia alba
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Hmmm, not getting any of that stuff, JJ.
Whats Maccas ???? |
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animals before people.
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jujuno
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Desert War, Rain Lover, Latin Knight, Hay List, Mustard...my turf heroes...
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jujuno
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^^^ macca's
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Desert War, Rain Lover, Latin Knight, Hay List, Mustard...my turf heroes...
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Dr E
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PT, when he passes away, the oldest surviving white man in Australia;
"His Only Regret - He Didn't Live Long Enough to See Trump Impeached"
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In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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jujuno
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you are an unmitigated bore, Dr Death... |
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Desert War, Rain Lover, Latin Knight, Hay List, Mustard...my turf heroes...
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Dr E
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jujuno - "The one Bill Cosby rejected"
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In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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Dr E
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Me "Misunderstood"
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In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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Dr E
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whale - "
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In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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Dr E
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aa - "Never met an animal she didn't like"
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In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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