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Surely someone's already at work constructing a Barnaby Bingo (or should that be Bango?) game
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Originally posted by 3blindmice 3blindmice wrote:

Surely someone's already at work constructing a Barnaby Bingo (or should that be Bango?) game


   It has sure created problems ..      As a thoughtful Racing Man I feel nothing short of gelding the immoral monster will suffice.
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This slippery PM is trying to twist the narrative to Joyce's sexual indiscretions rather than his corrupt behavior as Labor are closing in on Joyce, hoping the week away by both himself and Joyce will cool things down and even garner some sympathy for Joyce as so many married couples met in workplaces. The media have their teeth into the corruption now and will keep going 
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Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:

This slippery PM is trying to twist the narrative to Joyce's sexual indiscretions rather than his corrupt behavior as Labor are closing in on Joyce, hoping the week away by both himself and Joyce will cool things down and even garner some sympathy for Joyce as so many married couples met in workplaces. The media have their teeth into the corruption now and will keep going 


Allow for the error PT ,      . Poor Barnaby thought Internal affairs was to be Bonking the Office Girls.
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Well done Turnbull, just reinstalled the "Glass Ceiling" for women in politics ... the only jobs for women in Canberra will be tea ladies, cleaners, hookers and journalists.Ouch

"Sharri Law" ... love it! LOL
In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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Who will be the minister in charge of #StopTheBonks?
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Wonder what Mr Windsor means by this about Barnaby's generous landlord? Confused


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Originally posted by Dr E Dr E wrote:

Well done Turnbull, just reinstalled the "Glass Ceiling" for women in politics ... the only jobs for women in Canberra will be tea ladies, cleaners, hookers and journalists.Ouch

"Sharri Law" ... love it! LOL


Dr E is talking about the Coalition, where they have few women MPs and hardly any of them have sufficient merit to be Ministers.
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The ideal person for a new position of No Bonk Minister.

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Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:

Who will be the minister in charge of #StopTheBonks?

 I haven't stopped laughing since Turnbull made his pronouncement...

 flashlights are selling like hotcakes in Canberra....

 Mal should consider doing stand-up...oops...sorry Mal...Lucy says no, she can't hold on...

 Wacko 

 
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The only way they will stop Office Girls from making things " hard " for the boss,   is for them to marry.

    Nothing beats the secrets of the Overy Office
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Originally posted by 3blindmice 3blindmice wrote:

The Beetrooter has redefined the meaning of "do you want to be on my staff"

 you guys are making my morning a pleasure...LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

 someone estimated there are at least sixty parliamentarians banging away with their staff...thought I heard a wild cacophany when last in our nations' capital...I now realise it wasn't the lions roaring at the zoo...or was it?

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Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:


 this just boggles the mind...thanks for giving me nightmares...

 
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Some on twitter are suggesting police in Canberra are calling for calm and patience on the road today due to increased traffic jams as staffers are returning to their own families.
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Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:

Wonder what Mr Windsor means by this about Barnaby's generous landlord? Confused


I'm sure that was rhetorical PT but for others it likely refers to the rumours of Maguire's drug dealings years ago. Of course there is also the verified case of Maguire allegedly acting as an intermediary for the then Nationals leader Anderson??? attempting to bribe Windsor to give up is seat. Two witnesses, yet for some reason (roflmao) a Senate enquiry couldn't put their finger on the problem. A federal ICAC could have wrapped that one up in a week. Maguire apparently wasn't up on the standard National's practice manual which states all bribes should be done in private one on one and involve brown paper bags.
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BARNABY JOYCE :-   Press Conference at 11.30 AM today.

    Bye Bye Barnaby I would suggest.
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Turnbull with his scathing criticism of Barns and a weeks ''personal'' leave effectively gave him a gun, a bottle of scotch and suggested taking a week off to lock himself away drink the bottle and consider politically using the pistol, because nobody wants him around anymore. 
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Shorter Barnaby press conference: I am the real victim here, I am not going anywhere and Turnbull can get stuffed. And I didn't breach the gifts rule.


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ROUND 2 to Barnaby :-       Especially When his Accommodation was very much a Security thing.      There are people awaiting sentence over threatening his life.
   Turnbull has gone a bit too far ...    He can make his rules but who Polices them.
   A mess but Barnaby has time now to watch it go away.

The LNP the big losers.
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Round 2 to Labor you mean maxie

"PM's comments caused further harm, were inept & in many areas unnecessary" says Joyce
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Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:

Round 2 to Labor you mean maxie

<span style="color: rgb20, 23, 26; font-family: "Segoe UI", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; white-space: pre-wrap; : rgb245, 248, 250;">"PM's comments caused further harm, were </span><strong style="color: rgb20, 23, 26; font-family: "Segoe UI", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; white-space: pre-wrap; : rgb245, 248, 250;">inept<span style="color: rgb20, 23, 26; font-family: "Segoe UI", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; white-space: pre-wrap; : rgb245, 248, 250;"> & in many areas unnecessary" says Joyce </span>


I think I just said that PT ...       -LNP = + Labor.

Turnbull was inept ,   =    as usual.
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Liberals will be busy doing the numbers this weekend after Barnaby declared war on Turnbull and the Liberals

He can't leave the country with Barnaby's defiant inept comment hanging
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It seems Barnaby as part of his grand decentralization scheme after the last election, moved the APVMA to Armidale and then the government paid to put up APVMA employees at Barnaby's friends' Powerhouse Hotel. The same ''friend'' putting him up rent free at the moment. I am sure it is all above board though.
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Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:

Liberals will be busy doing the numbers this weekend after Barnaby declared war on Turnbull and the Liberals

He can't leave the country with Barnaby's defiant inept comment hanging
Agree.  

I think this could be the end of Malcolm! ... Big smile

Maybe he will finally join his Comrades at the ALP ... officially.Clap

After all, it don't get much more Communist than trying to control people's sex lives!Dead


In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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I've said it from day one - Barnaby is going NOWHERE, he just gets a bit of time off work (just claim it as Paternity LeaveBig smile).

Nobody cares about what he's done, in fact, many are probably cheering, particularly the huge proportion of the population (blokes and sheilas) who have had an elicit affair at one time or another ... and those that wish they had!Wink
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Trying to control people's sex lives ike NO voters do?
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TurnLeft has to go ... a whole new Government Department will need to be funded now, to police the Root Rats! 

Which minister get's THAT in their portfolio ... I hope it's Matheus Corman, I can just see him standing at the end of the bed frowning, arms folded, "You're terminated!"LOL
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Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:

Trying to control people's sex lives ike NO voters do?

That's FAKE NEWS ... no voters don't care who's fcuking whom, just that it doesn't become compulsory!Dead 
In reference to every post in the Trump thread ... "There may have been a tiny bit of license taken there" ... Ok, Thanks for the "heads up" PT!
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Originally posted by Dr E Dr E wrote:

Originally posted by Passing Through Passing Through wrote:

Liberals will be busy doing the numbers this weekend after Barnaby declared war on Turnbull and the Liberals

He can't leave the country with Barnaby's defiant inept comment hanging
Agree.  

I think this could be the end of Malcolm! ... Big smile

Maybe he will finally join his Comrades at the ALP ... officially.Clap

After all, it don't get much more Communist than trying to control people's sex lives!Dead



Spot on. Plus he used the classic lefty diversion fallback of "that stuff was accepted in the past, but come on, we're in 2018 now." You know, the 2018 where there are higher moral standards about sex, and more respect for authorities. Or somethin.
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