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Browndog
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You mean misspelt or misspelled?
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Gay3
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See that's the other 1/2 of the trouble......the squiggly red line came up under misspelt
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Wisdom has been chasing me but I've always outrun it!
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Whale
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I think it was a bit of |
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Browndog
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Same with z's and s's
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maccamax
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We didn't get much at school but maths and English were top priority. Being around racecourses is a big maths improver as you are forever doing the percentages. I was working at age 13. In a dairy of all places. No wonder I fondle the old hooters with such expertise. and pleasure. AND , YES I did score a few time with the 4 legged variety too. |
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acacia alba
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thats me to a T !! old "gelati for brains " common me !! |
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animals before people.
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maccamax
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YES , people try to be so precious and in reality 99.9 % are as common as the earth and discriminate when it suits.
Watched a sad case last night where a Single Dad was living out of a car with eight kids. Couldn't find a place to rent. Now I ask you , If you had a property to rent would you take in an unemployed man on welfare with eight kids ?????. |
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acacia alba
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8 kids !! are you for real ?? it took her a long time for the mother to realise she didnt really like him, didnt it !
his welfare payments would have amounted to more than enough to rent a place. But as you say, people would be a bit wary about letting that mob move in ! why do people have all these kids when they dont even have a home for them to live in ? could it be for all the welfare handouts ? is that why they keep on having them ?? if not that, why ?? why bring all these little kids into the world when you cant provide for them ? makes me angry thinking about it. |
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animals before people.
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maccamax
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You made my point. Understandably , but none the less a fact we all discriminate. The recent claim of discrimination about beauty. Who are you going to give the job of cleaning up your kitchen. Megan Gale or Ita Buttrose. |
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acacia alba
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now this is weird. i posted a reply 20 mins ago, and it aint here.
i said,,,i clean my own kitchen and i would not think Megan or Ita could do it as well as I do. |
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animals before people.
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Shammy Davis
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Next you're going to tell me the car is a Volkswagon bug. That's when I break into tears. No wonder he is a single parent. What woman enjoys sex in a compact car? |
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Browndog
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The way Mr Howard pumped up welfare here a man with 8 kids makes more money than a man with a job
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Fiddlesticks
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Smells like moth balls in here...
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Panspermia.
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maccamax
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Wouldn't be coming from you Fiddles . It's well documented , You don't have any balls. |
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Shammy Davis
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Oh, dear. You mean I've been referring to Fiddles as a man and he's not? Well, if Mrs. Shammy and I travel to OZ, Fiddles can recommend some good places for Mrs. Shammy to have her hair done. Pardon the pun Fiddles, but I've been "fishing" for a good laugh.
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acacia alba
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much prefer the smell of moth balls and pineoclean to B O and smelly feet !
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animals before people.
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maccamax
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lol.. Reminds me of that great question.
if you have a moth ball in your left hand and a moth ball in your right hand. WHAT do you have ?. A big moth. |
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Shammy Davis
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Great question? I don't get it. |
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Gay3
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A moth so big it takes 2 moth balls to kill it?
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Wisdom has been chasing me but I've always outrun it!
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Browndog
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Gay3
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Looks like you & I are the fall guys Shammy & I reckon AA'd qualify too
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Wisdom has been chasing me but I've always outrun it!
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Browndog
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What is 'balls' colloquial for?
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Gay3
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I've already tried substituting knacker/nut for ball but that still hasn't clarified anything
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Wisdom has been chasing me but I've always outrun it!
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Browndog
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Moth balls are what hangs between a moths legs? If you can fit one in each hand it must be a very big moth
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Gay3
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Well a big 'thank you' from Shammy, myself, AA & those who were too shy to admit to their lack of comprehension
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Wisdom has been chasing me but I've always outrun it!
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Fiddlesticks
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lol, random... |
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Panspermia.
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Shammy Davis
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Well I have come to the conclusion that if Max says or posts it there is something obscene about it. Maybe we should let sleeping dogs lie.
Maybe the moth balls were somewhere else and Max only thought they were in his hands. |
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acacia alba
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i actually got that one , Gay
its a bit like that question. whats the last thing to pass thru an insect,s mind when it hits the windscreen of the car ? |
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animals before people.
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Gay3
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Now don't you start . I refuse to admit to not knowing, on the grounds it might embarrass me & twice in one day would be too much
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Wisdom has been chasing me but I've always outrun it!
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maccamax
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Its Arz.. of course
Why do they call a ladies mid riff a "waste" It is a waste really , There's room for 2 more hooters there so what a waste. |
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