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Maccamax - Have you thought about an obit? |
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Browndog
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My only problem with it is that the only people who get any real advantage out of these super breaks is the wealthiest at a cost of tens of billions. It is welfare for those who least need it for retirement
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Whale
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yes but do YOU take advantage of the tax breaks ?
I have never been interested but am starting to listen to my accountant's advice ( no not Grinner ) |
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Browndog
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No
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Whale
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why not?
ethical considerations, can't be bothered, don't need to ? |
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Browndog
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Aren't reverse mortgages for elderly restricted to something like 15 or 20% or the value of the property for someone about 60? You can get them a lot cheaper at around 7 or 8%, cant you maxie? Maybe these restrictions should be relaxed. If you don't want to leave your house to your unworthy offspring, you should be able to cash in and stuff them.
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Shammy Davis
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Large assets? I knew maccamax had been living happily off his but you mean there are more like him in OZ? |
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maccamax
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Hahahaha Shammy. The offspring have you well milked by age 80.
Remember we are living in the generation of the skilled . They are masters of making their oldies buy peace of mind . It's called emotional black mail. Compulsory overdrafts,[ say ] a third of the Family jewels should be made available, that would lower welfare cost by more than you think. |
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Shammy Davis
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Oh, maccamax, do it the yank way. Say something like "kids don't expect anything other than what I've provided you genetically. All the rest I'm spending."
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maccamax
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No wonder you Yanks drive on the wrong side of the road. If I started spending up I would have genetically increased dependants in the inheritance pool. I'm an every dig a pig man. Having been gifted in getting to know Fiddles and a couple of the other Laborites on here , I'm particular where I put "percy " now days. I have become a firm believer in contraception. |
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Shammy Davis
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For a man your age, contraception is a right thing to do. Fatherless children do struggle during their up bringing, you know. Hate to think that some poor child would have to admit that his father died at conception. I compare it to driving on the wrong side of the road. There are so few countries that drive on the left, that it definitely makes all the other countries "right!"
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Gay3
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Just what a boring Good Friday needs
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Wisdom has been chasing me but I've always outrun it!
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maccamax
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Happy Easter Gay3. >>> Great to see some of our population aren't spending their time on suicidal thoughts. Having a laugh does help.
I was smiling at my dog licking it's bum this morning. Would be great to be able to do that .>> But she wouldn't let me. |
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Shammy Davis
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Bum? You weren't thinking about . . .? Deary me. This thread has digressed from potential obits to lord knows what. You're not suppose to swallow those contraceptives, they are for external use only. Macca! Ingesting too much latex causes dementia. People start to look at their dogs in "flirtatious" ways. Didn't the WWII yank soldiers warn you about that?
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Gay3
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And a Happy Easter to you too macca, may you live to see many more of them & hopefully find more to smile about than watching dogs licking bums . I've work to do now, Good Friday may be a holiday for most but not all of us
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Wisdom has been chasing me but I've always outrun it!
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maccamax
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Shammy . Don't mention those WW2 yanks , Unreal , all they had on their mind was " You know what" .
Some of their heads were so full of it. >> Wasn't unusual to see some of them with tampons in their ears. |
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Shammy Davis
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I can picture General MacArthur with tampons in his ears. Soldiers probably would have thought he had a severe ear wax problem. You know he was a dog fancier. Probably not to your standards though. |
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Browndog
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maccamax
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That's a gem BD . SOOOO bluddy true .
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Shammy Davis
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That is a gem. Macca, I'll bet if you were at that shopping mart you'd have a hard time deciding where to start.
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acacia alba
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i would head straight for the liquor store !
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animals before people.
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Shammy Davis
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acacia alba
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or viagra ?? yeah, like you, no divorce or bankruptcy on my radar, so that just leaves booze. |
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animals before people.
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maccamax
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That Viagra gives me a stiff neck.
Plus all the old ones , stops you rolling out of bed >>> or piddling in your slippers. Actually I don't have a need for it . Strange maybe but I'm not firing blanks yet. NO , I don't have target practice .. I have 2 blow up dolls , remember. |
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Shammy Davis
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I find your comments very "puddling." |
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maccamax
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Your supposed to ask me why I would have two , blow up dolls.
Your no add lib man Shammy. Because one keeps going down on me . |
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Shammy Davis
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You tell me this on your Easter Sunday! Good thing this our Saturday and Mrs. Shammy and I are Buddhist and we passively accept strange things that go on around the world. You know there is a penal pump (as the only thing that viagra works on is your neck) that can be used with the actual living dolls, assuming that you hang out with classy, beautiful, and breathing ladies. To get one, you'll have to own up to your excesses with your urologist. I'm sure your urologist will enjoy a discussion related to your dalliances. If only for the laughs. Tell him you are taking condoms orally. That will make his day. The P-pump probably would cost you less than a couple of blow up dolls that exhaust you physically in inflatable foreplay as you blow them up. Don't suppose I'll ever read about an old man was killed in OZ by drowning (during one of OZ's many droughts, no less) as blow up dolls explode on water bed. Or better yet, old man stiffed as two blow up dolls violently exhale. I can ad lib.
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Browndog
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85yo man to be charged after a shooting at strata meeting in Sydney's south-westPosted 35 minutes ago An 85-year-old man will be charged at a bedside hearing after allegedly shooting a man in the neck at a strata meeting in Sydney's south-west last night. Police were called to a unit block on Quigg Street in Lakemba just before 7:00pm where they found a 66-year-old man who had been shot in the neck. They arrested the 85-year-old man, who was taken to the Royal Prince Alfred Hospital with a suspected broken skull, which police say was caused by a fall at the unit block. Acting Inspector Paul Stamoulis from Bankstown police says the cause of the dispute, which took place at the property management meeting, remains unclear. "It was a strata meeting ... obviously things have got out of hand and a firearm has been produced," he said. The victim is in the Royal Prince Alfred Hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. |
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maccamax
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Yep... Some fools don't realise us oldies aren't a spent force while we can pull a trigger.
WOT a gelati of a shot he was , Aye. They can't give us life either because we have already served our time. |
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Browndog
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Geez maxie, I heard it on the radio and thought you had finally cracked it over the body corporate over the Filipino gardener and the Vietnamese cleaner . Was relieved to read it wasn't you
Edited by Browndog - 25 Apr 2014 at 12:05pm |
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Whale
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damn, I am moving into an apartment.
these body corporate meetings sound dangerous |
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