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Maccamax - Have you thought about an obit? |
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oneonesit
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Tuft_It _Tees
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Looks like those kiwi sheep shaggers don't have it all to themselves.
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maccamax
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There all the same with the light out Tuff.
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Tuft_It _Tees
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Right, well this is one I'm happy to take your word as being correct !
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Shammy Davis
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I've watched the game a couple of times on the TV and the cricket balls look a great deal larger than you describe them. When you Ozzies walk the beaches do you normally carry tweezers?
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maccamax
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Tweezers Shammy. Aussie men have a good use for them in front of the urinal and the girls don't only pluck their eye brows ? downunder.
They are a part of our National dress. |
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Shammy Davis
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Maxie: Are you "tweezing" me with this line of bull gelati? I'm thinking the men in OZ, according to you, need tweezers to unzip and get the faucet out. Haven't you been watching the TV. There are all sorts of ads for feminine devices that aid in hair removal. All $19.95 and if you call right now you get two for the same price, just pay the additional shipping and handling. Ask Ms Fiddles, she'll know about these new modern appliances.
Have you checked in with your doctor lately? He needs to look you over for cobwebs that are obscuring your thinking.
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maccamax
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Fiddles gets plucked often [ No Whale it is not a spelling mistake ]
But Shammy , One of my lif's ambitions was to have a pillow made of Pubic hair. I had to give that up after I ran out of tooth picks. But in later life when I'm enjoying the seedless watermelon I take the teeth out. |
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Whale
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macca is so small and shrivelled the only way he can hold it to pee is with some tweezers
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Fiddlesticks
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why are you trolling me stinky..??? |
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Panspermia.
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Whale
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LOST One sense of humour. Small reward for its return |
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Fiddlesticks
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What nationality are you whale..?
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Panspermia.
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Whale
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not a snivelling pom. why do you want to know? |
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Fiddlesticks
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Just curious, I recall you said you weren't Anglo Saxon, what does it hurt to give up your nationality, I think it's interesting where people come from...
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Panspermia.
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Whale
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Australian
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Fiddlesticks
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Panspermia.
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Whale
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Not Indonesian
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Shammy Davis
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Whale isn't your middle and last name "boat people?"
Maxie, I'll never look at a pillow the same way again.
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maccamax
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Whale is from Yugoslavia. Take 6/4 |
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Whale
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why Maxie ? |
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maccamax
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You fancy a bit of ...> + Tit o
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Whale
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Shammy Davis
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This thread is about imaginary obits not unimaginable orgasms.
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maccamax
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I've just had a laugh at an ancient thread. Thought I'd let Shammy know I now have finally finished that pillow. Not easy either as I'd no sooner got more tooth picks than the Ladies Razors came on the market. I don't mind really ..... just takes a bit longer. |
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