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maccamax
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I've just had a laugh at an ancient thread. Thought I'd let Shammy know I now have finally finished that pillow. Not easy either as I'd no sooner got more tooth picks than the Ladies Razors came on the market. I don't mind really ..... just takes a bit longer. |
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Shammy Davis
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This thread is about imaginary obits not unimaginable orgasms.
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Whale
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maccamax
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You fancy a bit of ...> + Tit o
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Whale
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why Maxie ? |
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maccamax
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Whale is from Yugoslavia. Take 6/4 |
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Shammy Davis
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Whale isn't your middle and last name "boat people?"
Maxie, I'll never look at a pillow the same way again.
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Whale
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Not Indonesian
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Panspermia.
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Whale
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Australian
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Fiddlesticks
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Just curious, I recall you said you weren't Anglo Saxon, what does it hurt to give up your nationality, I think it's interesting where people come from...
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Panspermia.
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Whale
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not a snivelling pom. why do you want to know? |
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What nationality are you whale..?
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Panspermia.
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Whale
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LOST One sense of humour. Small reward for its return |
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why are you trolling me stinky..??? |
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Panspermia.
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Whale
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macca is so small and shrivelled the only way he can hold it to pee is with some tweezers
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maccamax
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Fiddles gets plucked often [ No Whale it is not a spelling mistake ]
But Shammy , One of my lif's ambitions was to have a pillow made of Pubic hair. I had to give that up after I ran out of tooth picks. But in later life when I'm enjoying the seedless watermelon I take the teeth out. |
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Shammy Davis
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Maxie: Are you "tweezing" me with this line of bull gelati? I'm thinking the men in OZ, according to you, need tweezers to unzip and get the faucet out. Haven't you been watching the TV. There are all sorts of ads for feminine devices that aid in hair removal. All $19.95 and if you call right now you get two for the same price, just pay the additional shipping and handling. Ask Ms Fiddles, she'll know about these new modern appliances.
Have you checked in with your doctor lately? He needs to look you over for cobwebs that are obscuring your thinking.
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maccamax
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Tweezers Shammy. Aussie men have a good use for them in front of the urinal and the girls don't only pluck their eye brows ? downunder.
They are a part of our National dress. |
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Shammy Davis
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I've watched the game a couple of times on the TV and the cricket balls look a great deal larger than you describe them. When you Ozzies walk the beaches do you normally carry tweezers?
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Tuft_It _Tees
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Right, well this is one I'm happy to take your word as being correct !
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maccamax
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There all the same with the light out Tuff.
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Tuft_It _Tees
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Looks like those kiwi sheep shaggers don't have it all to themselves.
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Refer ALP Election Promises
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maccamax
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Its Arz.. of course
Why do they call a ladies mid riff a "waste" It is a waste really , There's room for 2 more hooters there so what a waste. |
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Gay3
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Now don't you start . I refuse to admit to not knowing, on the grounds it might embarrass me & twice in one day would be too much
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Wisdom has been chasing me but I've always outrun it!
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acacia alba
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i actually got that one , Gay
its a bit like that question. whats the last thing to pass thru an insect,s mind when it hits the windscreen of the car ? |
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animals before people.
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Shammy Davis
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Well I have come to the conclusion that if Max says or posts it there is something obscene about it. Maybe we should let sleeping dogs lie.
Maybe the moth balls were somewhere else and Max only thought they were in his hands. |
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lol, random... |
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Panspermia.
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Gay3
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Well a big 'thank you' from Shammy, myself, AA & those who were too shy to admit to their lack of comprehension
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Wisdom has been chasing me but I've always outrun it!
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