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Originally posted by max manewer max manewer wrote:

The blinkers are on, salami comments had no trouble "passing through" the censor !


missed the point Max, again. I will try to explain it to you, read slowly and try to comprehend.
I am rude ,crude and uncouth so the sa,ami comment was not out of character. But the holier than though Cabo is "outraged " by my crudeness, yeah sure, but still joins me in the gutter Confused
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Pfizer, who manufacture Viagra, are shocked and saddened by Hugh Hefner's death, which leaves a huge hole in both their hearts & wallets.
the devil made me do it
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jujuno Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Sep 2017 at 9:31pm
I reckon there will be plenty of "crude" jokes circulating today...the guy was a crude joke...

 
Desert War, Rain Lover, Latin Knight, Hay List, Mustard...my turf heroes...
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He was selling a "live-large" fantasy that obviously appealed to enough people to sell plenty of mags, but as for getting them into that lifestyle, well, no.
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Originally posted by Hot Sauce Hot Sauce wrote:

Pfizer, who manufacture Viagra, are shocked and saddened by Hugh Hefner's death, which leaves a huge hole in both their hearts & wallets.

The last few years they were only using it to stop him from rolling out of bed at night.
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STRIKE WHILST THE IRON IS HOT

reductio ad absurdum

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

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So the question is, did anybody have him on their list, and who's winning?Confused

The only one I'm certain of is that Whale has Macca on his list ... he's been death riding him of late ... could be a whip rule suspension coming too!
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Originally posted by Dr E Dr E wrote:

So the question is, did anybody have him on their list, and who's winning?Confused

The only one I'm certain of is that Whale has Macca on his list ... he's been death riding him of late ... could be a whip rule suspension coming too!


    When Whale goes for the whip he pulls the furlong pole .
   Was interesting to see his confession on how he earned his spot in the gutter.        . Since this Yes / No started, I would suggest he went there looking for me .   At least he knew where to find me.
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did anyone wear a smokers jacket like hugh?

besides alan jones...
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hugh hefners autopsy results have just been released.

he died of myxomatosis. 🐰
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tell me when to laugh. 
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The wife not in the will. Lawyers will be on the job.
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which wife ?   he has had a few hasnt he ?  and got kids too.
animals before people.
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Naturally there can only be one current wife.
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What about the husband?
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Originally posted by Dr E Dr E wrote:

What about the husband?

He died yesterday.
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Originally posted by cabosanlucas cabosanlucas wrote:

hugh hefners autopsy results have just been released.

he died of myxomatosis. 🐰


Wonder if he had a few hares around his arz .
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STRIKE WHILST THE IRON IS HOT

reductio ad absurdum

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

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Absolutely Beautiful djebel...   Fancy dying and leaving that .

Hugh was always smiling and in a box
of carrots.
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Someone like Heffner succinctly highlights the absurdity of the “cultural Marxism” dementia. Porn is everywhere. Porn sells (in unimaginable quantities).

“But our religion and traditional family values are being undermined by lefty academics!!” Ho ho.

Heffner has been more influential on western culture than a gazillion Roz Wards.
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Originally posted by JudgeHolden JudgeHolden wrote:

Someone like Heffner succinctly highlights the absurdity of the “cultural Marxism” dementia. Porn is everywhere. Porn sells (in unimaginable quantities).

“But our religion and traditional family values are being undermined by lefty academics!!” Ho ho.

Heffner has been more influential on western culture than a gazillion Roz Wards.


Right up front with fact.
He highlighted female beauty and became rich exploiting that "difference" between Man & Woman.      The stimuli to males of all species is priceless really.   Combine that with the next most attractive ( Money ) and you have the pot at the end of the rainbow.

May he rest in peace alongside his springboard, Marilyn Munroe.
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Originally posted by maccamax maccamax wrote:

Originally posted by JudgeHolden JudgeHolden wrote:

Someone like Heffner succinctly highlights the absurdity of the “cultural Marxism” dementia. Porn is everywhere. Porn sells (in unimaginable quantities).

“But our religion and traditional family values are being undermined by lefty academics!!” Ho ho.

Heffner has been more influential on western culture than a gazillion Roz Wards.


Right up front with fact.
He highlighted female beauty and became rich exploiting that "difference" between Man & Woman.      The stimuli to males of all species is priceless really.   Combine that with the next most attractive ( Money ) and you have the pot at the end of the rainbow.

May he rest in peace alongside his springboard, Marilyn Munroe.

That's just incredibly wrong. He became rich by exploiting the "difference" between ordinary women and fantasy women.
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Originally posted by maccamax maccamax wrote:

Originally posted by JudgeHolden JudgeHolden wrote:

Someone like Heffner succinctly highlights the absurdity of the “cultural Marxism” dementia. Porn is everywhere. Porn sells (in unimaginable quantities).

“But our religion and traditional family values are being undermined by lefty academics!!” Ho ho.

Heffner has been more influential on western culture than a gazillion Roz Wards.


Right up front with fact.
He highlighted female beauty and became rich exploiting that "difference" between Man & Woman.      The stimuli to males of all species is priceless really.   Combine that with the next most attractive ( Money ) and you have the pot at the end of the rainbow.

May he rest in peace alongside his springboard, Marilyn Munroe.

Right on Judge!Clap

I'm sure macca will agree, Hugh is my kind of Marxist! Hug

How good would the world of academia be if Hugh had been in charge, the past 30 odd years - there would only be Safe Spaces for Bunnies in Training (we would call them Hugging Hutches), and people would actually pay to learn, without complaining!

A lot different to reality, with that vile creature Roz Ward, and the unpleasant Pedo's Pal Prof D. in charge ... no wonder people want free education, who would pay to be around all those loser victims, freaks and geeks? ... I'd want to neck myself, and I'm straight!Dead

Yep, If it was Sydney Bunny Academy instead of Sydney Uni, I would have a few double degrees, and a million dollar HECS debt ... I reckon even Whale would have a Masters in Masturbation!LOLLOLLOL
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Originally posted by JudgeHolden JudgeHolden wrote:

Originally posted by maccamax maccamax wrote:

Originally posted by JudgeHolden JudgeHolden wrote:

Someone like Heffner succinctly highlights the absurdity of the “cultural Marxism” dementia. Porn is everywhere. Porn sells (in unimaginable quantities).

“But our religion and traditional family values are being undermined by lefty academics!!” Ho ho.

Heffner has been more influential on western culture than a gazillion Roz Wards.


Right up front with fact.
He highlighted female beauty and became rich exploiting that "difference" between Man & Woman.      The stimuli to males of all species is priceless really.   Combine that with the next most attractive ( Money ) and you have the pot at the end of the rainbow.

May he rest in peace alongside his springboard, Marilyn Munroe.


That's just incredibly wrong. He became rich by exploiting the "difference" between ordinary women and fantasy women.


       Ordinary women didn't get into Hugh's pages or his bed.
He probably " kick started " a million successful careers in his day .
We can't blame him if some of them strayed into the clutches of predators like JFK.    That's an industry hazard.
Crumpet/Beauty is a handicap , if not handled with care.    
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Any girl who spent more than 3 months at the mansion received financial assistance with their education ... what a MONSTER!!!Angry
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Originally posted by Dr E Dr E wrote:

Any girl who spent more than 3 months at the mansion received financial assistance with their education ... what a MONSTER!!!Angry


No sympathy for him .
That filthy lifestyle killed him at such a young age .
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Who’s saying he’s a monster? He’s was a slightly creepy bloke who made a fortune selling titties. He was just ahead of his time. But his impact on popular culture has been immense. Make of that what you will.
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I did ...

Right on Judge!Clap

I'm sure macca will agree, Hugh is my kind of Marxist! Hug

How good would the world of academia be if Hugh had been in charge, the past 30 odd years - there would only be Safe Spaces for Bunnies in Training (we would call them Hugging Hutches), and people would actually pay to learn, without complaining!

A lot different to reality, with that vile creature Roz Ward, and the unpleasant Pedo's Pal Prof D. in charge ... no wonder people want free education, who would pay to be around all those loser victims, freaks and geeks? ... I'd want to neck myself, and I'm straight!Dead

Yep, If it was Sydney Bunny Academy instead of Sydney Uni, I would have a few double degrees, and a million dollar HECS debt ... I reckon even Whale would have a Masters in Masturbation!LOLLOLLOL
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You see Doc. The market wins again. Relax, put your feet up. Pop a Tooheys New or a Woodstock and Cola. It’s finals time.
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I've advertised for years that Hugh's Honey should be on special at Coles & Woolies every week.
Aldi's wouldn't compete.

Shopping would be such a pleasure.
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